British stereotypes- clichés needed!

Wotcher, bruv. They ain’t 'alf barmy in old blighty, innit?

Your 'avin a bubble int’ya?

No, don’t do this. Even if it’s obviously fake. Sayeth the Mirror, ‘According to the Seamen’s and Soldiers’ False Characters Act 1906, it is illegal to pass yourself off as a member of the Armed Forces. So dressing up as an admiral for a fancy dress party could land you three months in jail. The law states it is an offence to “impersonate the holder of a certificate of service or discharge”.’

And don’t dress up as a police officer either.

How does one suspiciously handle a salmon? Sounds interesting…

There’s a ‘performance’ exemption to the uniform restrictions, and we’ll be fully licensed up for shows. I can’t see that being relevant.

I think a suspicious/terrible foods booth has to happen.

I, I’ve witnessed several young ladies dressed up as police officers and quite frankly behaving in a most un-police-officer way. Were they doing wrong?

If they swiftly got rid of those uniforms, everything was fine.

They did. They must have realised their mistake.