Ok, that seriously made me LOL. My roommate is looking at me funny. Well played, sir. Well played, indeed!
Thank you. 
That was me doing Homer Simpson doing Dr Phil. Don’t get me started on shame spirals.
WAITAMINIT!
The Dr. Phil stuff isn’t a joke? I thought for sure you guys were riffing on the absurdity of fishbowl living. Only it’s friggin true. Mama Spears is going to go on Dr. Phil’s show to help save her poor chile.
What an uncaring biotch. Now we know where Brit-Brit got all her parenting skills from.
ah, biggirl, just when you thought the wreck couldn’t get any worse… dr phil comes along!
yep, yep, no joke, dr phil is very concerned about brit and is going to toss himself into the fray.
Word is they first tried to get Dr. Gregory House, but it turns out that unlike Dr. Phil, he’s a completely fictional character. A team of the finest celebrity “experts” is being assembled, however. There was a sound bite from one of those counselors from “Intervention” (not the lady or that one guy… you know, the other guy) opining that Britney was in need of some sort of assistance. Suzanne Somers is reporting on the state of Britney’s thighs on the half hour or when news breaks. I watched an “Entertainment Tonight” reporter fall into a trance of religious ecstasy. Forget World War II, forget 9/11: this is the pivotal moment of the modern age.
No, you see. Here’s the problem. You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.
I thought that once he heard Britney might have post partum depression Tom Cruise would offer her some vitamins and auditing. But I guess Tom has enough concerns of his own right now with the unauthorized biography claiming he’s Number 2 in the Scientology hierarchy and Suri was conceived with L. Ron Hubbard sperm.
Honestly, with Brittney’s attention whore needs, a very public treatment done very publicly by a very famous tv personality/psychiatrist (or whatever the hell he is) may be the only way she gets through the first few stages of becoming a healthy person. Her motivation seems to be getting public attention, Dr. Phil can get her public attention while they work on making her healthy.
I personally have boundary issues with it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if later Brittney gets healthy enough to have boundary issues with it. And I don’t have any respect for Dr. Phil in that the man apparently doesn’t have boundary issues with it.
come again?
It was on the news last night. Andrew Morton of unauthorized Princess Di bio fame has taken on Tom Cruise. But I suppose that a crazy topic for another thread.
it was a pun.
Leave Suri ALONE!!! <sobs>
Well, any Midwestern town where everyone knows everyone else, perhaps put the boys on a farm away from the H’wood hell.
I think we’re going to witness another Anna Nicole out of this poor kid. She got out of the hospital long before the 72 hrs were up, so what does this tell us?