Or, Britney Spears wants another baby.
Granted, sources in the story are sketch at best, and it is just a gossip column. But I couldn’t resist posting this, what with lines like:
Why not try marriage counseling? Or a nice chemical castration?
I’m curious: how often does that really work? I mean, how often does having a baby really smooth out a rough relationship? Admittedly, my analysis of the subject is based on a very small sample, but in the ten or so cases I’ve witnessed over the past years, not one relationship has lasted for more than a year or so past the baby’s birth.
I’ll leave out the whole “some people shouldn’t reproduce in the first place (K-Fed, I’m looking in your direction)” thing for now… 
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Hey! In Louisiana; Baby make’n is marriage counsl’n… 
It’s not like he has a history of abandoning pregnant women when someone richer/prettier shows up or anything…
No, wait, he does!
K-fed needs his wife to cut up all his credit cards, close his bank accounts and let him know that if he wants the financial rewards of being in that marriage he had better earn them by acting like a good husband and father.
Since that’s not going to happen, I’m hoping for a Spears family intervention.
I guess her agent told her she wasn’t acting white-trash enough.
Extend the term ‘marriage’ to include same-sex unions, right now, and withdraw it from applying to dumb celebrities; if there’s any ‘erosion of family values’ going on today in the world, it’s being perpetrated by pompous idiot celebrities.
[completing the thought]An intervention that can serve as the basis for the next Britney/K-Fed reality show![ctt]
Robin
Isn’t it nice to see a decent heterosexual marriage working out so nicely?
Them homersexuals can’t produce white trash babies.
So K-Fed is the one with the brains?? Oh my.
It just goes to show that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.
I’m still lokking for my horse and cart.
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