Britney Spears allegedly shaves own head; gets tattooed

I’m beginning to like her more.

Think those lesbian rumors are true and she’ll become Butch Spears?

-Tcat

She doesn’t look good without hair.

Mr.stretch suggested that she should have done a mohawk first. If she’d done the mohawk, she’d have still have shaving her head available for next week’s breakdown.

dangermom: I too have always wanted to shave my head but as a redhead I have feared the horrible sunburn I would immediately get, and I’m afraid of the potential ugliness of my skull.

Christ. Enough already. I’m tired of this talentless hack invading my headspace. When’s the last time she actually made news for something newsworthy, like a new album?

Bitch was on the cover of Newsweek last week with fellow talent-void Paris Hilton. Hell, I’d rather see coverage of Fergie than this. At least she still records.

Maybe she’s trying to buy K-Fed a watch chain…

If so, hopefully he gets her those combs…

She’s as mad as a hatter. Shouldn’t you be at least a little talented before you expect to get away with being off your rocker? Between her and Lindsay Lohan, they’re still a taco short of a combo plate.

That was my impression. Are we Americans so addicted to celebrity gossip that this is actually NEWS??!?

On second thought…stupid question. :cool:

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Britney ( and Lohan and Paris) are all Ultra Secret Agents working for the Illuminati ( or maybe The Jews Who Are Running This World TM) and their only job is to deflect attention from Really Important Matters of National and Global Import by Attention Whoring themselves. This is how bills regarding Raising Taxes or Talk Like a Pirate Day gets passed.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are also Ultra Secret agents. Elizabeth Taylor is a retired agent along with Zsa Zsa Gabor.

If you think it along lines like this, it all makes perfect sense.

Naw, they aren’t trying to deflect attention from war and money and stuff; they’re plants from TJWARTW to remind everyone, "Boy, those Shikse are really Meshuganah " :smiley:

Except this guy.

I can completely understand why people get so much enjoyment out of making fun of Britney. It’s for the same reason Anna Nicole Smith was so much fun.

But, I’ve actually been wishing that she would shave her damn head for weeks now. It seems like every time I open up MSN, I see a picture of her, with her nasty ass hair. That girl has done so much shit to her hair over the years. Hell, I think she changed the color 2 or 3 times in the last month. She’s had extentions. I don’t even want to know what else she’s done to it (washing doesn’t seem to be high on her list of hair care though).

So, I’ve been wishing she would shave it. It’s seemed to me for weeks now that she’s trying to make it look less trashy but nothing worked. So, she shaved it. Now, her hair has the chance to grow in nice and fresh. No dye, no nasty extentions. Just nice, fresh (hopefully clean) hair.

This sucks. I’ve been shaving my head for years and I’ve got a better tattoo, and the media continues to ignore me.

Well then sleep with Kevin Federline and see if that get’s you some attention. Bet it will… :smiley:

Not worth it. SO not worth it.

I wish she would have rocked an old-school mullet for a few weeks!

Better idea: I’ll copy Britney and have nothing to do with him. I think we’ll all be happier that way.

I suspect suicide watch is called for.

Well, the timing of Ana Nicole Smith’s death was… convenient…

-FrL-

For some reason, despite her faults, I have a soft spot for Britney (perhaps it’s because we are from the same state). But when I see her, or someone like her, acting like she does, I can’t help but think that all she really needs in her life is a friend she can trust. I honestly don’t think that a lot of celebrities have people in their lives that they can trust. It’s as if they constantly have to worry about whether someone in their lives is going to sell their story or try to cheat them or use their fame. I imagine I would be quite the trainwreck myself if I had no one in the world I felt I could trust or worse yet, thought that there was no possibility of ever being able to trust anyone again. Think about the celebrities whose lives we gawk at. How would you be able to handle it if there were no one in your life you felt was sincere? Anyway, to me, in order for me to retain my sanity, there has to be at least one person in the world I can trust implicitly. Luckily, I have at least 3. And for those of you who argue that famous people have to give up certain assumptions because they choose to be famous, I will admit that anyone who is famous should expect to be showered with attention and have their privacy limits pushed. History should tell any “aspiring” celebrity that this will occur. However, I don’t think that we should look down on Britney or similar celebrities when they engage in seemingly self-destructive behavior. Perhaps all they need is someone they can trust in their lives.
That’s just my thoughts on the last few years of Britney’s behavior.

When you’re a celebrity, it seems to me that you’re surrounded by yes-men and yes-women far beyond the rest of us, ever. This really became evident to me when the Michael Jackson story started getting weird beyond previous weird, after that Bashir TV show. It seems like in order to keep being employed by capricious stars, you tell them what they want to hear, and in so many cases, that’s the last thing a star needs. Perusing gossip about Jackson, for example, recounted this. The people who told him that he shouldn’t be doing some of the wacky things he was doing/saying/having surgically altered, were people who quickly left his employ. The world of fame is so bizarre already, and can lead to such ego inflation, most famous people need someone who will talk to them like a true friend would. But who wants to hear it when the other 99% of people around you tell you that you are FABULOUS?