This sounds like a gossip hoax - the wording is similar to a UL - especially the detail about Brit using the salon’s clippers to shave herself when the stylist refused.
PerezHilton has pics but who knows if they are real.
This isn’t thrilling or fun either way - if it’s true, I pity Brit, and if it isn’t true, then it’s one more piece of evidence that the media has gone to aytch-ee-double-hockey-sticks.
Head shave and tatto confirmed by the AP:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-02-17-bald-britney_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA
See? That’s what happens when you turn tricks for Mickey as a ‘mousketeer’. :eek:
Remember what happened to the kids from “Diff’rent Strokes”? Yeah, it’s happening now, all over again. It ain’t a ‘downward spiral’, it’s a full on graveyard spin.
Tripler
Quick! Someone call Danny Bonaduce!
With Anna Nicole Smith’s death sucking all the celebrity attention air out of the room the most needy attention whores are resorting to desperate measures for some airtime.
Off topic, but someone reminded me the other day that Ryan Gosling was a Mouseketeer. Ryan Gosling!!!
I now return you to your regularly scheduled Britney Bafflement.
You can see pics of her shaving her own head at this site. Meh. Who cares? (Lumpy head.)
“Oh, Britney! It was your one beauty!”
Pretty much everyone has a lumpy head.
That’s why I hide mine with hair.
And Natalie Portman’s head didn’t look so lumpy, nor Demi Moore’s…
Even CNN is covering this.
I’m turning off the internet.
(Okay, I’m going to tackle the work I brought home with me. This is just the incentive I need to get going on it.)
She’s going to dress in black leather & go out before her audience, singing…
"So you thought you
might like to go to the show…
to feel the warm thrill of confusion,
that space-cadet glow…
Well, I got some
bad news for you, Sunshine.
Brit isn’t well. She stayed back at the hotel.
So they sent us ahead as a surrogate band.
We’re gonna find out where you fans really sta-a-and!.."
You’re kidding! It’s a farking haircut!!! I can understand it being “news” on Fark, it’s ripe for that kind of thing, cut CNN??? Come on… What the hell is wrong with news outlets.
Hmmm . . . I actually like it! (But then, I’m a Sinead O’Connor fan.)
I don’t. Really annoyed people when I started shaving my head, cuz I look better bald than I do with hair! 
I don’t. Sinead O’Connor was stunning. Baldness is gorgeous on some women. But Britney–ick. She reminds me of Boy George.
(I always wanted to shave my head, and am somewhat bitter that my head is completely the wrong shape for it.)
And Matt Damon was a finalist, but not chosen…
First we have to tell her to wear underwear - now we have to tell her to wear a hat (or a bag)…
That was close to the point I was going to make… that she wanted her head to match her cooter… 
Maybe she’s trying to fill the “drugged out and humiliating myself” void that Ana Nicole left. Truly bizarre behavior.