Yes, according to this news report, Britney Spears may be attending Pepperdine University. I’m not sure how to feel about this.
Who knows? Maybe I’ll get to start a “Ask the guy who sits next to Britney Spears in history class” thread.
Will she actually attend class though? Won’t that be too disruptive? I bet she just shows up for tests or something or works something out with the school so she doesn’t have to attend lecture classes.
Isn’t Pepperdine supposed to be an elite university that requires its students to be smart?
They can be bribed? Oh, okay then.
Wow, too bad David Gerrold doesn’t teach there any more. If she tried to take one of his classes, it’d be worth every cent of the tuition to watch what happened next…
Wesley, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I gotta have something to lord over the NYU Mary Kate and Ashley fanboys! 
I hate to bump the thread again, but according to our campus newspaper, these were indeed all rumors, and “Britney will not be a Wave.”
And thousands of male voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.
I can only echo what I said in the original post: I’m not sure how to feel about this.
Well, it’s for the best, because she’s much too busy decorating her new home to make it “perfecto” for when she and her new hubby decide to start a family. That wouldn’t leave much time for studying.
Anyone else find this funny (bold mine)?