At least Christina can sing, Britney sounds like she has a perpetual head cold.
If Britney gets the job I guess she needs to make sure the D-cups are fully inflated and in their upright position.
I’ll second the ice skating girl, Lynn-Holly Johnson as the worst. Then again I usually only watch these movies when they are on TV and there is nothing else worth watching (like paint drying) so I may not have seen the more recent entries.
Well, if they’re going to have Brittney be a Bond Girl, let’s just go with it.
I say they get Justin Timberlake to be the new James Bond. Brittney and Christina can be the Bond Girls, Nick Lachey can be the bad guy who wants to destroy the world, and Lance Bass can be Q. Perhaps some of the Backstreet Boys can be some of the anonymous henchmen. Did I leave anyone out?
You left out Jessica!
And there would be one HELL of a catfight over who would get to sing the theme. Rowr!
It could be a good thing.
Maybe she’ll be the bad Bond girl and near the end of the film she can be killed!
Think of it. Maybe she’ll be blown up! Or drowned! Or shot with a machine gun! Maybe something heavy will drop on her head! All this in technicolor with 6 channel surround sound!
Wow, how did I forget her? Okay, she can be the bad guy’s wife who seduces Bond and puts him in an easily escapable trap while she goes off to do commercials with the Muppets.
Only if it’s directed by Joe Dante and there’s a helicopter pilot named Vic Morrow.
Didn’t I read somewhere that Orlando Bloom was to be the next James Bond?
Oops! I meant John Landis.
(Falling off the back of air-dropped bomb, holding the detonator…screaming his vengeance.) “I’ll see you next Tuesday, Bond! I’LL SEE YOU NEXT TUUUUUUUUESSSSSDAAAAAAAY–!!”
Bravo. 
According to Jay Leno:
as who? The Son of James Bond?
It’s is common knowledge that Bond is always in his late-thirties to early fourties and has been so since the 60s. In about five years I think Jude Law might make a likely candidate. Maybe Hugh Jackman if they really need someone now.
Pink can play the part of M. Hillary Duff can be Ms Moneypenny. Usher can be some CIA guy or maybe an evil lieutenant or something.
There’s going to be a new series of novels where Bond is a schoolboy. I’m not kidding, Charlie Highson has signed on as the new novelist.
It’s the James Bond Jr cartoon all over again.
The irony, of course, is that the novel version James Bond is an only child. He’d expressed some desire to have kids, but not until he was permanently retired from field work, which would take place when he was 45.
Of course, by all rights he should have about fifteen kids already, the hound.
I would like to see Brittney Spears as a Bond Girl.
So she can be dropped into a tank filled with sharks that have freakin’ laser beams on their fins.
Denise Richards ruined whatever Bond Flick she crapped all over.
I’d like to see Lucy Liu as a Bond Girl. Hell, I’d like to see her as Jane Bond.