Does she always sound like that or has she been sucking helium? Oh well, she and Pepsi belong together; I despise them both.
I am still quelling a strong desire to waltz into the nearest music store, shake up a bottle of Pepsi and let the vile stuff spew all over her pathetic offerings. I also have to admit I am very glad my daughter apparently liked Yo Yo Ma and the opera PBS showed last night a whole lot more than Ms Spears. But then again, my girl is 3 and hasn’t had here brain soaked in hormones yet…sigh Oh dear…what will I battle when “her” time arrives!!!
I kept waiting to see her giving Britney advice, as she has been known to do for other stars. Now that would have been funny…
As I said in chat:
I have never been happier to be drinking Coke in my life.
I’ll take Britney over Pepsi Girl ANY day.
Instead of cringing in horror, now all I have to do is hit “mute” and stick my hand down my pants…
J.E.T.
Well, my lovely wife summed it best, I think…
We were walking through Target, and I was browsing through some posters, when I saw one of Britney… my wife, who acts conservative in public (usually) looked at it for a minute, and said… ahem…
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Britney Spears. She just needs to get fucked in the ass really hard, and I think she’ll loosen up.”
I fell on the ground in the middle of Target, laughing like a hyeana on smack…
Can this go in my sig? 
I love you.
No, man, really 
Tristan, your wife is fuckin’ awesome. (Note: fucking=adjective)
Back in my day, artists didn’t sell out till their careers were pretty much over.
What, did she just really, really need the money???
I don’t get that (i wont quote, you’re smart people) either. Unless maybe she feels that she wont be around for long and so better make what she can now.
I still cringe everytime they use a Beatles song for a commercial. That is so wrong.
But all in all I felt it needed more cleavage. Otherwise I have absolutely no reason to watch her at all. I’d much rather see an artist with loads of integrity like Leonard Cohen.
Heck, I’d snort Coke (either variety) if it allowed me to block her commercials from my brain…
Saw this ad last night during the Oscars. At the end of it, Bob Dole is shown sitting in a chair with a dog next to him. The dog barks, and Bob exclaims, “Easy, boy!”. Someone pointed out to me that Bob Dole was a recent pitchman for Viagra, and I was wondering if he was talking to his…<ahem>, rather than the dog. Interesting that a commercial would feature such a racy joke, if thats what was really implied. Anybody?
I would guess that was what was implied, yet it’s so cleverly hidden, I didn’t realize it until I read your post.
The reason I would say so is because during the Super Bowl, Pepsi had a commercial poking fun at Dole’s Viagra ads, where he said he felt young again, thanks to his little blue friend…Pepsi.
Occ, that is exactly what the commercial was trying to imply. Don’t forget that Bob Dole’s last Pepsi ad (from the Super Bowl) was explicitly a Viagra joke. Heck, the last shot before Bob Dole is fireworks exploding from a giant pepsi bottle.
The Bob Dole/Britney/Viagra thing it is a little weird. I mean, OK Bob Dole is “America’s Favorite Failed Presidential Candidate” and we all love him and think he’s funny. But didn’t we almost make this guy this most powerful man in the world?
Actually, in that context it’s not an adjective, it’s a gerund.
Which in no way lessens the awe-inspiring qualities of Tristan’s wife.
standing up meekly
I actually kinda liked the ad. I found it nearly impossible to make out any actual words from her song, but I thought it was kinda be-boppy and fun. Should I duck now? BTW, I’m older than 14. AND female. Go figger.
Ms Spears lacks talent, she must do commercials and show skin to be noticed.
It would have been nice to have the pepsi girl giving instructions or saying “You suck!, Who is your daddy? William Shatner?, Your momma didn’t quit drinking did she?”.
Rest assured that I shall convey your comments to my wife, who will be all modest and happy… she’ll probably clap her hands and give a little giggle…
sigh
I hate being at work.
Ell- sure, knock yourself out.
Chef, KKb- Let me assure you that you are both correct, as well as a grammatically incorrectly based verb… heheheheheheh
I was wondering about how the commercial would have been received if rather then Dole we had another out of work politician, Bill Clinton hmmmmmmmmmmmm