Oh, yeah… since I’m nowhere near Chicago, this crosses state lines as well.
See y’all in jail! I get top bunk!
Yes, every minute of my life for the past one year and ten months as of today.
And I’ve never been happier.
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
well, someone had to!!
I probably changed lanes without signaling several times on my way to work this morning. In Houston, using a turn signal is often interpreted as a sign of weakness, and it causes people to speed up just to cut you off. So I don’t do it if I don’t have to. I always signal before slowing down and actually turning though.
My cat’s not licensed, nor are her shots current. But she never goes outside, and is friendly, so I’m not too worried about it.
And now I’ll go home to a friendly city official at my door and a fine, I just know it.
I used to always change lanes without signalling, but I don’t anymore because I got pulled over once for it. And I used to never make complete stops but now I do because I got pulled over for it. And I used to speed, all the time, and quite a bit over, but I’ve gotten two speeding tickets in the past six months so now I try to stay within the speed limit :S. Cops around here are BRUTAL, I’m tellin’ ya!
I’m not 21 but I drink alcohol from time to time. I talk on my cell phone while driving but I have no idea if that’s illegal in Kansas or not. I text message while driving which has got to be even MORE dangerous. I went skinny dipping a couple months ago. I love street name signs so if I see one down I’ll immediately snatch it. Only road names though, I would never take anything like a stop sign or a yield sign or something that would potentially cause an accident if it were missing.
Now I feel like crap for writing all that stuff down because its a LOT. I used to steal stuff from Wal-Mart when I was in High School. That was a few years back, though. I never got caught and I don’t do it anymore. I kind of feel like a burden has been lifted off my shoulders from writing all this down, but not really, because everyone else already knows!
No, silly. It means that your traffic ticket will be tried under Admiralty Law, just like the gold tassel fringe on the flag behind the judge denoted…
Time to adjust my foil beanie.
I ran from the police on my ATV down a set of abandoned railroad tracks.
I was looking for something to snack on with elfbabe.