Brussels directorate wants to ban British "Big Uns" as an affront to human dignity

No more Big Uns! What’s the world coming to?!

Page Three girls face veto from Brussels feminists

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Judith: Here! I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.

Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.

Sounds interesting. Ignoring the protected- (or not protected-) speech implications, I’m curious to see what would happen if advertising wasn’t allowed to demean women. :smiley:

How can anyplace that values human rights so much not allow boobies?

How will they sell beer?

So, does this mean they’d have to fire all the fashion models, because they’re stereotypically beautiful women? How about actresses & news anchors?

They’re not going far enough! The outrages must stop!

All well-endowed women, and even pretty ones with flat chests must immediately be locked up in jail for life!

(That way, the ladies on the commission might get some.)

I have to say, that the Telegraph is not the most impartial news source when it comes to stories about the European union. I’d be somewhat skeptical about whether the ideas in the story are an accurate reflection of the real proposals.

      • Call me whatever, but when I think of a “Belgian feminist”, somehow I’m just NOT seeing a pretty picture. Could this all be a bit of jealousy perhaps? Maybe they should just outlaw cameras instead…
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