Thanks, Darwin
Most actors don’t have a regular income. They’ll appear in most anything for money and ego.
Michael Caine is famous for not being picky about what roles he takes. It would be silly for a plumber to only work with copper pipes, and turn down all other jobs, so why should an actor only work on productions with classy scripts?
Who the fuck is the guy with the speech impediment that pops up screaming about the movie at the end of the commercials? He should fuck off for sure.
What if they have already procreated?
His name is Peter Dante. Tonight, I saw a commercial where there were FIVE of him. I think he’s learned how to CLONE himself! Ye gods!
Al Pacino, certainly a lifetime A+±lister by anyone’s standards, will be starring in the Adam Sandler “I’m my own twin sister” movie Jack and Jill.
Yeah, he’s been in a lot of Adam Sandler movies, and since this is form Sandler’s production house (Happy Madison,) I guess he’s promoting it?
But it’s not like he’s a big star…people only know him because of the Adam Sandler movies and go,
“Oh, it’s that guy who had a bit part in Happy Gilmore.” I think his biggest role was one of the gay lawyers in Bug Daddy. So why is he the one doing those stupid promos:=? Is he actually in it? If so, how come they don’t show his scenes? It’s all very confusing…it’s one thing to make a bad movie, it’s quite another to deliberately sabotage it with the worst promos imaginable.
Even if (and that’s the biggest if in the world) the movie was actually good, we’d have no way of knowing that…the latest promos have barely five seconds of the actual movie, with maybe one word or have of a line at a time.
Maybe they’re going for a sort of “The Producers” kind of thing?
If that’s the case, they should have hired Thora Birch instead of Christina Ricci. Thora’s parents met doing a porn movie.
I thought he was the real life Bucky Larson.
Is he even in this movie? It’d make more sense of have Ricci or Johnson popping up randomly than him even if he was. I can’t wrap my head around why Sandler would let his annoying friend in the commercial, unless it was related to a drunken bet.
Weed. Not booze. Those guys are huge potheads, and after years of that, one’s sense of humor tends to get way too broad.
As long as Armond White is alive, I wouldn’t bet on any film getting a 0% at Rotten Tomatoes.
Well, it’s currently at 0%, but there are only 5 reviews in so far.
She’s probably doing it to get people to stop calling her “Katy”.
Based on the trailer, I have no doubt that, if I wanted to, I could stay up all night tonight and, by 0700, have written a funnier, better movie than Bucky.
I think any of us could.
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Oh sweet Jesus. One reviewer said “This may be the worst movie Pauly Shore has ever been in.”
That’s really fucking harsh. They’re saying this movie is worse than Bio-Dome.
It opened poorly Friday night. Box Office Mojo has it listed at #12 with $540K. So that’s nice to see. It has a per screen average of $360 which is actually better than some other top 15 movies, e.g, Apollo 18 at #8 with $263 per screen.
Hopefully the ads will end ASAP, no point in throwing good money after bad.
Good lord, whenever I see those ads, I cringe and look away.
Now up to 18 reviews and still at 0.
But that’s not the weird thing. You could smell Bucky’s stink through the computer or tv just by looking at the character. The weird thing is Main Street. That’s a movie with an all-star cast. Orlando Bloom, Amber Tamblyn, Andrew McCarthy, Colin Firth, Ellen Burstyn, and Patricia Clarkson. And it’s also at 0, although with only 6 reviews.
Has there ever been a weekend when two 0-rated movies debuted?
Box Office Mojo has the weekend estimates. And there’s a bit of a surprise.
No, it’s not that Bucky did well. It will end up about 15th with $1450k for a per-screen average of $967. That’s really bad for a 1500 screen release. Very rare.
The surprise is that this disaster isn’t the worst wide release of the weekend! Creature will end 26th or worse with $331k on slightly more screens for an average of $220. Box Office Mojo says that’s the worst opening for a 1500+ screen release.
So Sandler & Co. can at least say “Could be worse, it could have been Creature.”
To have two such pathetic openings in one weekend is really unusual. Welcome to the post-summer dumping ground folks.
(BOM says that the averages come out to about 8 people per showing of Bucky and 6 for Creature. That doesn’t add up. It should be less than 2 per showing (!) for Creature. Not counting the crickets.)