Journalism: Who, what, when, where, why
Public Relations: Spin, spin, spin
Homepage: http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil
Occupation: Swabbie Pounder, First Class
Location: Anywhere you feckless landlubbers ain’t.
Interests: Navy Chow, Port of Call, The Head, Air Superiority
ICQ Number: CVN69 – An UncleBeer Profile
“Avast and ahoy, landlubbers! Shore leave’s in August. Hide your women.” – A WallySig
Tenure is granted to all who have contributed so far. Office space, unfortunately, is very limited.
Here’s some more–
Basics of writing–none fo you are using commas correctly.
Art history–painting what things look like used to be good, now it’s bad.
Music appreciation–isn’t that pretty?
Women’s studies–that’s not funny!
Buckooooooo
Basics of Editing: None of you are using commas correctly. And give the lead character more purpose.
stoli
Well, blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo, as far as I can tell.
I assume you are referring to the PR person’s head…
Good one. You just got yourself an academic chair–plaid, with arm-rests.
Bucky
Neato!
stoli
Well, blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo, as far as I can tell.
I’ll claim a spot as head of computer science… here’s the curriculum…
CS101 - Is it plugged in?
CS201 - Are you sure it’s plugged in?
CS301 - How to plug it in.
CS401 - Internet Porn and You
http://www.madpoet.com
I am human, and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does
Bucky’s Medical School offers these MicroSpecialist courses:
Ophthamology - Cover your left eye.
Gynecology - Put your feet in these things.
Urology - Fill this cup.
Dentistry - Open wide. (same curriculum for Proctology)
Epidemiology - Who did you catch this from?
Dermatology - Don’t squeeze it.
Radiology - Take a deep breath…hold it…okay breathe.
Gastroenterology - Well, don’t eat those anymore.
Audiology - What?
Otolaryngology - Say “Ahhhh.”
Anesthesiology - Count backwards from 100.
Geriatrics - Is there anywhere it doesn’t hurt?
Popular Cultural Studies–it’s all crap, but THIS is kinda cool crap.
Art: Figure drawing–try not to focus too much on the boobs and dicks.
Buddhist thought–try not to focus too much on the boobs and dicks.
I’d like to apply for the job of admissions counsellor:
This is what you can expect from your chosen College Major:
Engineering - You can drink beer for four years on Mom and Dad’s money.
Arts - you will learn how to stand around and talk impressively with people. Probably while you’re working at Radio Shack.
Business - Same as above, but the people you’re talking to have money.
Science - A degree in science will qualify you to get more degrees in science. If you get enough degrees in science, you can teach people how to get degrees in science.