Nah… he’s one of those guys who can’t wait to tell you how much of a hippie he is.
Eat your heart out.
Been there, done that, and definitely got the t-shirt. In fact, got about a dozen of 'em!
Oh, yeah? Well, then…
What is Hugh Romney’s “real” name?
How many “mikes” in a solid hit of windowpane acid?
What is Philbert Desanex’s super-hero identity?
What is the load-bearing capacity of a European swallow?
Can’t remember? Well, all right then. Here, have a brownie…
I had one already, about an hour ago, thanks. And dammit, nothing happened!!
Oh, wait…
20 grams on the unleaden swallow (basically, the average body weight). Anything more than that would require experimentation.
How about that brownie??
-XT
What I find frightening is that I know someone who JUST got a couple of ICP tattoos.
Good thing if he isn’t. He’d forget to put airholes in his invisible box.
The Beast Most Loathsome Threads has gone on for several years. Some of which you might have been awake. I believe you even posted in the others.
But honesty and you are strangers. Your childish sniping and name calling is your forte.
Grow up.
Wavy Gravy. Can I get in on the brownies, too?
Sure, but keep them away from XT. Remember what happened the last time we gave him one?
I got better! Man, you aren’t going to hold out on me for one little episode, are you???
-XT
Well, shit, man, you decided you were a fish and tried to stuff your head into the goldfish bowl so you could breathe! Ever live with a totally traumatized goldfish?
Well, that could happen to anyone! Seriously…just one more. You could lock the fishbowl in a separate room!
-XT
Shit, we can’t get near the goddam fishbowl! Ever hear a goldfish scream in panic? Not pretty. Sounds like the lead singer for Aerosmith being tazed, but gurgling!
Damn. 
And I got that big hairy wart removed from my nose, too. I did say I was sorry to the little guy…
-XT
They were two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl.