Don’t get me wrong, I like cheesy magic/horror TV. I watch Charmed. I like Firefly, so it’s nothing against Joss Wheldon. But whenever I try to watch Buffy or Angel, I get slightly nauseous.
Lemme give you a ferinstance: I caught part of a Buffy episode where she was fighting teenaged vampires in the park. She was doing grade school kung fu moves while another vampire was perched on a wall taunting her. He occasionally gave her a helping hand while telling her to come to the dark side or whatever. The action looked like it was choreographed for grandmothers. She eventually killed the vampires using Stooge Jitsu and stakes. There was no tension, no sense that she was in danger, or anything remarkable. It was the most anticlimactic fight scene I’d ever seen.
Now maybe the fight scenes are purposely uninspired and that’s the show’s appeal. Or maybe it was a bad episode. I’ve tried watching BtVS a few times since then, but just couldn’t get into it.
Next I gave Angel a try. Maybe it’s not as campy and silly as Buffy. The lead guy looks pretty serious. A vampire with a soul. While better than Buffy, it was still no better than what I could see by going to a high school play.
From what I could figure, typical plots are: Angel goes off somewhere to confront something supernatural while his cronies hang around at a bar and bitch at each other. By the end of the show, Angel gets in a fight with some badass supernatural dude and his face morphs into a Halloween mask I could buy at Eckerd’s. OK, watch a few more shows. It’s bound to get interesting and make me a vampire junkie somehow.
The next episode, Angel’s girfriend gets sucked into another time where she’s an oracle and this prince dude worships her. In response to his amorous pleadings, she says, “OK, like whatever…” Angel shows up at the end, gets in a fight with the prince, and then some prophecy happens and everybody goes home.
Then the next show, one of the chicks gets kidnapped by some cult who hides in a building under construction and they want to cut off her head. The green-skinned guy with little horns on his head who likes to sing Cabaret songs comes to her rescue. He walks out in public and apparently he’s considered normal. At this point I couldn’t take it anymore.
Did I just happen to watch the worst episodes, or is this typical? What’s the hook that’s got so many people interested?