Buffy + Britney = Suckfest

Well she did it again. What I can’t believe is she’s actually going to be on six episodes.

What am I talking about?

Check this news out: http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-10409329,00.html

Too bad she missed the musical episode … we all would have loved “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Vampire” and “Oops, I Sucked Him Again!”

You have got to be kidding me. Six episodes?!? Britney as a vampire?!? What in the blue hell…how could they…I can’t freakin’ believe…suckiest suck who ever…aaarrrgh!

::brain explodes::

Huh. I’ll believe it when I see it. I heard she was supposed to play the Aprilbot in “I Was Made To Love You” last season, but she couldn’t find time in her busy schedule. How the hell can she do 6 eps and keep up her ahem music career?

Dude, I’m telling you right now that I and a lot of other men would pay a shitload of money to watch a Buffy-Britney suckfest. :smiley:

If she’s on 6 eps, she must be the Little Bad, or at least the Little Bad’s chief minion.

Did anyone here (or anywhere) see her movie? Can she act at all?

This must be the happy part of the season that Joss was talking about.

While he is at it, book Bob Dole as the leering 'Down Boy" man.

To be fair, Britney can’t be worse than the actresses who played Glory or Harmony.

Hrmm, looking for the shark pen right about now…

All I have to say is
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!

I had so much hope for the last season… I can’t believe this…

Yup, it’s official. Spike not only get’s his soul restored, but he’s also granted a vagina and a brand new body. He returns to Sunnydale via Britney, where he and Buffy begin an awkward love/hate/lesbian relationship. Britney Spike eventually gets staked by accident after Xander goes blind from a freak lumberjacking mishap and is poking about with his cane. It’s all true, I swear…

For the love of God, don’t give them any ideas. Marti Noxon has proven there is nothing she won’t do to try and ruin this show.

Know what would be really cool? If she played herself as a vampire! “Hey, aren’t you Britney Spears?” “Why, yes! GRRR!”

Maybe not.

:sniff: :sniff:

I smell a put on.

(I hope)

Hey! I liked Harmony!

H: “Slayer, at last we meet.”
B: “Harmony, we went to school together!”

:lol:

The subject of that song would have loved it most of all

I’ll believe it when I see it. Even Wanda from E! said she was going to be on Dawson’s Creek a couple of years ago, and it never happened.

Here’s a link to a spears/DC article, which mentions some even scarier that never happened. <shudder> http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,4492,00.html

I very much agree with the title of this thread.

Except you accidentally spelled the last word with an “S” instead of an "F"