Yeah, I know we have Mayan Apocalypse threads comin’ out of our asses lately, but none to just kiss our own and each other asses goodbye.
“So long, farewell, auf weedersame, goodbye…”
If there’s a Mayan Hell, I got dibs on the hot tub!
See you in hell, I will bring some strippers. Share the hot tub?
Capt
I’ve decided not to do the dishes after dinner. Why bother??
Don’t let the door hit ya… oh, nevermind.
And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.
There is a Mayan hell. It is known as Xibalba.
Did somebody say something about WEED?
chocolate’s gonna melt in hell
Well, if something is coming to destroy the Earth, it must be coming so fast that we can’t see it coming. Which means the Earth will just be a smoke ring in space.
I was also kind of wondering what a “weedersame” is.
If chocolate melts in hell, I’m bringing an icepack.
I’m bringing strawberries.
Lord, here comes the flood
We’ll say goodbye to flesh and blood
If again the seas are silent
in any still alive
It’ll be those who gave their island to survive
“…and we will all go down together; yes, we will all go down together.” - Billy Joel
it’s “auf Wiedersehen.”
Drink up, dreamers, you’re running dry.
Wave after wave, each mightier than the last,
Till last, a ninth one, gathering half the deep
And full of voices, slowly rose and plunged
Roaring, and all the wave was in a flame
I didn’t want to waste what little time remains in looking up spellings. Instead, I will waste what little time remains defending my not looking up spellings.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow I’m going to spend the day listening to these versions of the same tune, written by Lyle Mays, that serves to indicate that human beings have done at least one good thing in their time here.
Lyle MAYS Chorinho
Lyle Mays - Chrorinho (live)
Bill Charlap & Renee Rosnes - Chorinho
IF Y’all are raptured, can I have your car?
Well, it’s Friday over here, and nothing so f
We will all go together when we go
Suffused with an incandescent glow!
No one left will have endurance
To collect on their insurance
Lloyds of London will be loaded when they go!