… thrill and excite you with their aerial feats of wonder. Meanwhile, half a world away…
… Jack the Ripper has been reincarnated as…
…a small fluffy kitten that posesses the power to…
…predict a future only one man can stop…
But this time…
…it’s personal.
[sup]oops![/sup] …it’s personal. What is the secret…
found deep beneath the surface of…
…a rogue asteroid headed directly for…
…the Twilight Zone. (cue music)
Kevin Bacon IS…
…the only man with hair spiky enough to stand up to…
…Vanna White in her big screen debut as…
… The Violator.
(pause; cue ominous musical sting, logo appears)
Some letters are best left… unturned.
SUMMER 2002
jarbabyj has a genius for starting endless threads. How many pages will this go, or does it stop here?
Shoot – keep it going! 
Featuring –
Dennis Franz as…
…a man consumed by his own consumption, seeking…
Susan - desperately! Madonna reprises her role as…
…a social outcast, deprived of priviledge. Merchant Ivory in conjunction with…
…New Haggis Productions brings you a tale filled with…
…cheese…