Bukkake is a way of life!

Just received this email. Sender: Susanna Jeffrey. Subject: Exotic Oriental Fetish.


You could be thinking to yourself, how did an exotic Oriental fetish such as bukkake could become so widespread. It’s pretty clear, really. It’s all about traditional, conservative values. And what could be more traditional or conservative than openly humiliating women who cheat on their husbands by dragging them into the public square, binding them tightly with ropes and having every able-bodied man in town shoot hot loads of thick, burbling man-sap into the offending wenches’ pleading, upturned faces?

Today, bukkake isn’t a penalty… it’s a way of life! Contemporary, liberated young women of all races, colors and creed have awoken to the sexual potentials of this practice, and today, you cannot swing a dead cat without hitting a gal who likes it directly up on the face, or right down the throat, or in the eyes, or all over their heads, whichever way they can get it, really.

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Wow. I didn’t know that Bukkake originated as a form of punishment. And I didn’t know that it was also a means of empowering sexually liberated, enlightened young women (across even the boundaries of ethnicity, race and religion!)

Wow. I thought getting an MA was my way to empowerment and enlightenment, but apparently I’ve been going about it all wrong. :rolleyes: I should embrace my exotic Oriental roots!

You need to read your Camille Paglia. Not that she addresses the bukakke issue (though I’m sure she’d approve), but she is a serious proponent of the concept of empowerment through subjugation.

How can that possibly make sense?

I wouldn’t single out Japanese culture in particular for condemnation. In the early 1960’s Hunter S. Thompson described much the same punishment (but with straight intercourse) used by the Hell’s Angels for girlfriends who cheated on members with other members, or simply flirted with them. The purpose was twofold: reinforce the woman’s status as mere property and create a bonding ritual for the males.

Sometimes I think this would be a better world if the Y chromosome was supplied in only one in twenty conceptions.

I’m pretty sure that Bukkake has been proven to not be a traditional, well anything.

Oh, I’m not ascribing any accuracy whatsoever to that ridiculous email I received. I just think it was hilarious that someone actually went to the trouble to invent a ridiculous historical context for the practice.

Maybe there’s a better explanation, but I haven’t come across it yet.

It’s completely true. You just have to face up to it.

I find it all pretty hard to swallow.

In your face!

Hell if I know. But this is as good a place as any to link to this somewhat hilarious Flash video.

I Like Bukakke (SFW, as long as no one at your W knows what the word bukakke means)

A SFW diagram for the confused reader. Am I odd in finding it hilarious?

No, that IS funny. :smiley:

Look if you are having trouble swallowing that story you just need to hold your head up and take the truth like a m

Wait.

I got nothing.

I think the obvious next development here is that the female ejaculation sites get a bunch of girls together and introduce girl-on-guy bukkake.

Known, of course, as boykkake.
ETA: Hilarious. Ad at bottom of page reads, " Help cover Hilary’s Face". I swear to god.

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It’s out there. Google “squirt bukkake,” but don’t make the rookie mistake of doing it at work!

Well, of course you shouldn’t try bukkake at work. That violates all sorts of health codes.

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