Bullshit, Rico.

The BBQ Pit
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[QUOTE=astro]
Some women find huge phallus’s very erotic and are willing to “go the extra mile” and some don’t. You need to date.

Years ago (mid 80’s IIRC) I read an interesting article in the Village Voice about a newsletter called (no joke) “The Hung Jury” for huge dicked men and the women who desired to meet them. There is no shortage of “size queens” out there, and having a larger than normal wanger simply means you have to date more.
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Er, what if he doesn’t want to date a “size queen”? Maybe he wants to marry Sally Smith from next door who’s 5’1" and can’t accomodate his size.

I know I would (and have) automatically strike anyone from my dating roll if he ONLY wanted to date me because of my large breasts. No fucking way would I answer an ad from someone advertising for a “huge rack!”

I have no idea if he’s telling the truth or not. I do know that there’s at least one person in the world for whom intercourse was not possible with me due to his size. And I am *not *a petite woman. We dated for two years as horny teenagers, and never managed to get it more than tip in, and not for lack of trying! (And no, I was not a virgin, so it wasn’t a lack of know-how.)

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]

I know I would (and have) automatically strike anyone from my dating roll if he ONLY wanted to date me because of my large breasts.
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Me too! And ditto for my large penis!

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[QUOTE=Smeghead]
Me too! And ditto for my large penis!
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You have large breasts and a large penis… wow! :eek:

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[QUOTE=astro]
You have large breasts and a large penis… wow! :eek:
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Some people have all the luck…

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[QUOTE=astro]
You have large breasts and a large penis… wow! :eek:
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I’ve got it all, baby.

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There really is some information out there on why most females would not have physical problems accomodating large males provided there is adequate lubrication. After all, this is the birth canal and it stretches up to four inches wide. It stretches in length too.

It’s not the stretching of the vagina that is so painful during childbirth (as someone seemed to fear in the other thread).

This article goes into more detail.

If you could see some of the sizes that diaphragms come in, you would know why I just can’t take the OP of the GQ post seriously.

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[QUOTE=Zoe]
There really is some information out there on why most females would not have physical problems accomodating large males provided there is adequate lubrication. After all, this is the birth canal and it stretches up to four inches wide. It stretches in length too.

It’s not the stretching of the vagina that is so painful during childbirth (as someone seemed to fear in the other thread).

This article goes into more detail.

If you could see some of the sizes that diaphragms come in, you would know why I just can’t take the OP of the GQ post seriously.
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I’ve not had a problem with two dozen other penises of varied shape and size. Nor an infant’s head (the other one came out my abdomen, with the help of a scalpel and room full of men. Their penises were not involved.)

Infants’ heads squoosh a lot when they’re coming out. Have you seen it up close? The bones slide so far underneath one another that their heads look boneless while they’re in the birth canal. It’s creepy as all hell. They pop open instantly when they’re out. (I got the best view in the house at my friend’s delivery in July.)

And don’t try to tell me that the vagina doesn’t hurt when it’s stretched out that far. The worst, worst, absofuckinglutely worst moment of childbirth is not the 18 hour labor or the hour of pushing, but the 10 seconds during delivery when the head is out, the neck is stretching the vaginal opening and the fucking doctors tell you to fucking stop pushing so you don’t break the baby’s collarbone. AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!

The cervix only dilates to a little less than 4 inches across. That’s the total maximum diameter a vagina ever needs to be able to stretch, during procreation, not recreation. I have, with my own two eyes, seen a penis that was more than 4 inches in diameter. I had to use both hands to get around it for a hand job.

We never even managed to get far enough for depth to become an issue. But considering that my husband has managed to whack my cervix in some positions (and he’s not small, but not ginormous either), I can tell you I wouldn’t have been deep enough for my ex, either.

Diaphrams don’t sit transversly in the lower part of the vagina, but higher up right by the cervix where there is more room.

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[QUOTE=astro]
No the bullshit was the OP. It was properly closed.

Assuming the OP actually has a ginormous penis (which IMO is a probably not a very safe bet) only the most credulous would think that Mr. Huge dick is seriously contemplating whacking off a part of his tallywhacker. It’s bragging or BS, but it’'s not a serious plea for help.
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I agree with this. From what I’ve seen of diggleblop so far, the odds of this being a legitimate question are something like one in a bazillion. And even if it were a serious question, as a medical issue it should have been closed anyway.

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Yep! I saw my granddaughter born to my step-daughter. But I bow to your personal experience with childbirth.

My, my, my, my, my! :smiley:

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OK, now wait a minute. I’m no Peter North or John Holmes, but I’m pretty comfortable with my instrument of fun and delight. And there are most definitely some positions with some of my ex-gfs, and current gf, that hurt because it goes in too deep. The female vagina may well stretch 4 inches when it’s giving birth - but I doubt the vagina can do it, like, on demand. Someone being big enough to make most sex painful seems quite possible to me.

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Of all the thread closings I’ve seen, this is one of the few I agree with. As an MPSIMS thread, maybe it could have worked. Who’s to say it wasn’t some poor soul looking to canvass opinion from a vast pool of unbiased people?

The operation exists, so it obviously is a real issue. (I’ve been declining my wife’s offer of covering the co-pay, myself.) :cool: Nah, just kidding. She ain’t giving this up. :smiley: :rolleyes: :smack:

Interesting concept for a thread, though. If we get someone that can answer these questions, who’s up for validating the size?

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[QUOTE=Zoe]
Yep! I saw my granddaughter born to my step-daughter. But I bow to your personal experience with childbirth.
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But you left out the details. I’m willing to bet if it was a Caesarian birth, there would have been plenty of squooshing to be had. Oh, and no cite needed. I trust ya. :slight_smile:

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[QUOTE=Zoe]
My, my, my, my, my!
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Mitchell.

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Mitchell.
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Well played, sir. Well played.

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[QUOTE=Smeghead]
Well played, sir. Well played.
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Unwhoosh me please. :confused:

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Urg.

I have a TMI hangover.

This thread was so NOT the place to write all that childbirth stuff, and I apologize. Not 'cause I haven’t written it elsewhere on the Dope, not because I’m embarrassed to have revealed it, but because it has no place in this thread really. Yes, it was in response to specific things brought up by another poster, but I shoulda spoilertagged it.

Might a mod consider taking pity on me and throwing a few spoilertags in there for the benefit of the other posters? Pretty please?

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[QUOTE=Nancarrow]
Unwhoosh me please. :confused:
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Never heard of it either but here’s Urban dics take on it

Mitchell

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[QUOTE=astro]
Never heard of it either but here’s Urban dics take on it

Mitchell
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“My, my, my, my Mitchell,” is also part of the theme song to the MSTied movie Mitchell.

Kudos indeed to Cervaise. All those layers in one word.

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[QUOTE=astro]
Never heard of it either but here’s Urban dics take on it

Mitchell
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I actually thought it was a MST3K reference, when they did the movie Mitchell, and the theme song included the lyrics Well, Oh My My My My Mitchell.

If he knowingly covered two separate, yet relevant, pop culture references in just one word, then Cervaise’s penis must be huge.

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[QUOTE=Hamlet]
I actually thought it was a MST3K reference, when they did the movie Mitchell, and the theme song included the lyrics Well, Oh My My My My Mitchell.

If he knowingly covered two separate, yet relevant, pop culture references in just one word, then Cervaise’s penis must be huge.
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Considering that Mitchell was Joe Don Baker, the Urban Dictionary entry is incredibly disturbing.

shudder