What’s this fascination that everyone seems to have with prodigious penises? The desire of every man to have a colossal cock? The desire of every woman to date a man with a monumental member?
OK, I realize that a) All penises are good penises, and b) Most people prefer big penises, and it’s all good, but sheesh! Must I be the sole voice in the wilderness to attest to the absolute yumminess of the mushroom cap? Must I be the only one in the world to say that the quality of a man is not directly proportional to his athletic supporter size? Must I point out that of all the weird fetish porn sites out there, there are maybe only four that are devoted to itty bitty dickies? And all four of them suck scissors? Must I point out that I know this because, er, uh, a friend told me, yeah, that’s it?
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No more, I say! IBD men of the world, unite! Stand and be counted! Go cup-less when playing touch football! Proudly yell “I’m tiny, and I’m damn sexy because of it!” Fail that pencil test with pride!
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sniff Dammit, IBD men, be proud of who you are! Revel in your gravity-defying memberosity! SHOW US YOUR DICKS!
IBD men of the world, I salute you! And I know you’d return the favor if you could!
That pretty much says it all. Guys want to get laid as often as possible, with as many women as possible, so you have to play the percentages and give them what they want. If guys with bigger cocks get laid more, it’s no mystery why more guys long for an enormous schwanzstucker.
Yeah, well all you IBD guys think it’s all bread and roses for us fantastically hung fellows, but let me tell you, it’s no garden party. I have back problems from all the excess weight of my frighteningly enormous penis. I can’t wear all those cute little bikini briefs and Speedos like all you little guys do. So I’m thinking about getting Penis Reduction Surgery so I can have my life back.
If you’re banging a relative penis size is the last thing you should be worried about.
Having said that, I have found that there are one or two sexual position that my wife and I have found less than fullfilling due to lack of length. An extra inch or two would help at times but it is no “deal breaker”.
Anyone have a link to that poor guy in Africa? The one with the penis practically down to his knees? (Unless of course it’s doctored. But I saw it a long time ago, soo… don’t know but that it couldn’t be true.