I saw a bumper sticker this weekend, reading thusly:
This Christian mom HATES Garfield
Umm, what!? It was the only bumper sticker on the car and was replete with a cross. What the heck has G cat done now? Did her son die from eating too much lasagna?
That’s not a good look for a self proclaimed Christian to broadcast their hate.
Apparently Garfield’s creator has yet to assign a gender to the cartoon cat. I read this on Reddit just now as I was unaware of this staggering controversy in bumper stickers.
Check the date, I think this all happened in 2017 and Jim Davis has since stated Garfield is a male.
From one of the articles I posted, if I’m reading it correctly, it started with this comment in a list of things you might not know about Garfield:
“Garfield is very universal,” Davis explained. “By virtue of being a cat, really, he’s not really male or female or any particular race or nationality, young or old.”
And then clarified to this, after people started messing with the wiki page.
“Garfield is male,” Davis told The Washington Post on Tuesday. “He has a girlfriend, Arlene.”
You mean Arlene wasn’t Jon’s girlfriend? It’s been years since I read the strip I once was a big Garfield fan used to collect his merch. Then I grew up.
Once an icon always an icon “ I hate Mondays” and uptight xtian moms
Arlene is the skinny gap-toothed on-off g.f. of Garfield. You’re thinking of Liz the veterinarian, whom Jon finally won over, after decades of stalking her.
Note the voice in the animated cartoons was always male and always voiced by men, with Lorenzo Music being the longest-serving voice actor.
That’s interesting. It never occured to me that the cat wasn’t male. And now I’m wondering what evidence I thought I had as to Garfield’s gender. The name combined with a (very uncatlike) desire to subsist on pizza? Not adequate, when I think about it.
Mostly I’m too annoyed by how uncatlike Garfield is (in multiple ways) to think much further about the strip, though.
– wait a minute. Garfield sometimes hangs out with another cat, who Garfield treats like a girlfriend – and that cat is drawn as stereotypically feminine; including, for once, in the specifically cat-like fashion of a difference in neck thickness between the two (as well as in the very not-cat-like fashion of extra large lashes, lips, and apparently lipstick). I suppose that wouldn’t prove Garfield’s not a male-appearing female lesbian; but that’s probably at least part of what I’ve been going on.
A desire to subsist on lasagna is equally uncatlike.
(Don’t he and Jon sometimes make a big cheerful deal out of ordering pizza? Maybe not; as I said I’m not into that strip, I just read it because there it is in the funny pages and I’m reading the rest of them.)
Garfield’s favorite food is lasagna, but he loves all human food, and has a preference for Italian. Jon being a bachelor, he doesn’t often cook himself, and so delivery pizza often ends up on the menu, which Garfield approves of.
OMFG. Well, this was a new-ish looking bumper sticker so maybe her church just got the memo… as did I apparently. There is literally no end to the pettiness and and hate these idiots can conjure up. Ugh.
I never thought there was any question about Garfield’s gender. As a singular name, Garfield is masculine. He was voiced by a man, He had a girlfriend before the idea of girls having girlfriends was something acceptable.
So the idea that some uptight church lady got upset enough to purchase and install a bumper sticker gives me the eyerolls. She must have felt incredibly betrayed to make the effort.
And hey, I like Garfield. There’s nothing wrong with that.
I also like Garfield Minus Garfield. It’s so existentially dreadful in the “my life is a darkroom” kind of way.
Three hundred years ago, self-proclaimed Christians were burning young women alive for practicing imaginary magic. Now they’re complaining about fictional cats having ambiguous genders. So I guess that’s progress.
I remember Matt Groening answering the question of whether Akbar and Jeff (the main characters of his Life in Hell strip) were gay lovers or brothers or what, “Whatever offends you most, that’s what they are.”