If you made a bumper sticker advertising yourself as a Doper, what would it say?
I can’t decide what I want on mine yet.
“If you can read this sticker, IMHO, I Pit you!”
Tripler
That’s all I got.
I’m really not a bumper stick kind of gal, but I think OpalCat should have a vanity plate that says 3HIOPAL.
CITE?
DO NOT TAUNT THE CALAMARI
Fighting ignorance begins at home.
Tris
I can’t choose between “Penis Ensues” and “Gotcha Ya!”
Or maybe “I was lynched in Mafia V and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.”
Oh, I forgot:
“Back in the 60s, I was in the Marinara Trench, but for only twenty minutes, and all I got was this stupid bumper sticker.”
Tripler
“My Cecil can beat up your Honor Student Kids”
Manny Peoples
“Got Cite?”
“The nethermost caverns are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their marvels are strange and terrific. Cursed the ground where dead thoughts live new and oddly bodied, and evil the mind that is held by no head. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the tomb where no wizard hath lain, and happy the town at night whose wizards are all ashes. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from his charnel clay, but fats and instructs the very worm that gnaws; till out of corruption horrid life springs, and the dull scavengers of earth wax crafty to vex it and swell monstrous to plague it. Great holes secretly are digged where earth’s pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.”
OK, it would cover the whole rear end and cause traffic accidents.
So what?
Lol. I think my favorite so far is “Got Cite?”
How You Doin’?
18DHIBJD would be fairly unique! :eek: :eek:
Not sure which of these are specifically Doper, but…
…Then Penis Ensued!
I’ve got a 1920’s-style Death Ray, and I’m not afraid to use it!
“Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” - originally from Aliens, right?
( Tin Foil Hatters ) - NO
Never Match Wits with a Cecilian When Death Is on the Line!
I Know John Smith!!
The Duck Says Wicky-Wacky!!!
Do Not Be Risplimpt!!!
Do NOT Read This Bumper Sticker!!!
Let’s All Hide Under The Purple Box!!!
Mr. Duck Has Just Joined Our Club!!!
This car has been graped by the Grapist
A few suggestions,
**My other car is a Hampster
Og Bless America
I burning your Dog
gry**
I’ve been whooshed by this reference.
But it gave me this idea:
14 k of g in a f p d = :mad:
18DHIBJD = 18" double-headed ice blue jelly dildo. long running joke.