Having been rather vehemently anti-bumper sticker my entire life, I found myself rather surprised and amused when one finally occurred to me that I would proudly display on my car, if it existed:
“I Don’t Expect You To Care About My Political or Religious Opinions”
So I thought I’d throw it open to the crowd and see what other possibilities are out there. Maybe I can start a new bumper sticker business if I get enough good ones, and make MILLIONS.
I want two stickers for the sidecases on my motorcycle.
On the left case, facing left, one sticker would read “KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS.” Not likely to get the attention of assholes puttering along in the left lane as I pass them on the right, but whatever.
On the right case, facing right, the other sticker would read “GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE.” This is for when I’m in a line of cars in the left lane, slowly passing someone in the right lane, and some asshole comes roaring up in the right lane and tries to jump in the safety gap I’ve been trying to maintain ahead of me.
Why if they exist? Make your own with a graphics program and have cafepress or one of their competiors print them out for you. I’ve done a bunch (and have even sold a few). As long as you size them right it’s easy.