Having been rather vehemently anti-bumper sticker my entire life, I found myself rather surprised and amused when one finally occurred to me that I would proudly display on my car, if it existed:
“I Don’t Expect You To Care About My Political or Religious Opinions”
So I thought I’d throw it open to the crowd and see what other possibilities are out there. Maybe I can start a new bumper sticker business if I get enough good ones, and make MILLIONS.
I want two stickers for the sidecases on my motorcycle.
On the left case, facing left, one sticker would read “KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS.” Not likely to get the attention of assholes puttering along in the left lane as I pass them on the right, but whatever.
On the right case, facing right, the other sticker would read “GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE.” This is for when I’m in a line of cars in the left lane, slowly passing someone in the right lane, and some asshole comes roaring up in the right lane and tries to jump in the safety gap I’ve been trying to maintain ahead of me.
I actually got this one, thanks to Zazzle. Weatherproof vinyl stickers for the win! 
If I were living in the US, “Don’t blame me, I’m not from Massachusetts”
Why if they exist? Make your own with a graphics program and have cafepress or one of their competiors print them out for you. I’ve done a bunch (and have even sold a few). As long as you size them right it’s easy.
I’d like to see “I Don’t Care What You Think About My Political or Religious Opinions”
I’ve always liked “I don’t know and neither do you.”
Right. My wife’s made several T-shirt and bumper-sticker designs; the one I remember is about overpopulation.
I’ve designed a doggie shirt for my pit bull that says “I’m the dog your media warned you about.”
I’ve always wanted (in really small font) “If you can read this SUCK MY TAIL PIPE!”
“I decelerate for tailgaters.”
SUPPORT IRONY! shoot an NRA member.
How is all that “Hope” and “Change” working out for ya?
“Think more: Turn off the Talk TV”
“You have the right to remain silent.”
How about:
Don’t expect me to care about your Political or Religious Opinions
One I want:
No one drives a mini van because they want to.
Oh, that one most certainly exists. I love it – it’s quite helpful for idiot identification.
“Hooray for the KKK!”
To put on other people’s cars.
For the same reason: “Cops are wussies” (as seen in Dilbert ;)).
