Bumper stickers -- you're doing it wrong

At least he made it clear that the handicapped license plate indicates his mental capacity.

This is dumb. I know several black people who were offended by Rev. Wright’s words. I thought they were stupid and racist, contrary to the teachings of Jesus Christ and spit in the face of the ideals that America stands for (although I freely admit that we have not always lived up to those ideals), and it’s not because I’m white, it’s because they were stupid and racist and I don’t like stupid and racist things whether they come from blacks or whites.

I’ve seen “If God is your co-pilot - switch seats!” around here.

Word. I’ve never understood why people get a vanity plate that merely repeats what their car is. “MY VETTE”, for example. Well, yeah. Of course it’s yours. You probably wouldn’t have paid for a vanity plate for someone else’s car.

If you do something clever with it, you’re exempt. “5TH ROK” on a Saturn. Clever. Or the guy in Salem with a black VW with the Batman logo painted on the sides with " BATBUG". Awesome.

I make a slight allowance if you put in the year, since not everyone knows years of cars by sight. But it’s still stupid, in my opinion.

Yeah, I don’t get the problem with the “Coexist” stickers. I don’t mean mine in any self-righteous way. I actually wish that people could coexist. It’s a sincere sentiment. I also have one that says, "All people are equal members of our ONE HUMAN FAMILY. ” It’s the Key West sticker.

The plate owner’s error, or yours? Saturn is the “sixth rock” (assuming you’re not counting any of the satellites or asteroids) from the Sun.

The phrase was popularized by an autobiographical book, and a subsequent film, which detailed the exploits of a World War II flying ace.

Saturn would be the sixth rock, unless we’re not counting Mercury or something. And it’s not really a rock, either, if we’re really nitpicking.

I saw a vanity plate every day at school for years before figuring out what it was supposed to mean. “AUILOX” in a car driven by a blond woman. Clever and sneaky, that one.

Not a bumper sticker, but a a book I saw while in line at the local supermarket. This is very funny in a way I’m sure they never imagined.

“FOLLOW ME TO CERTAIN DEATH” stretching across the back bumper.

There was a radio station prank a few years ago where the crew had a guy driving around with “I DARE YOU TO PULL ME OVER” across his bumper. He was pulled over. A lot that day.

There’s a Maserati tooling about town with a license plate of DZ ONE 85.

Niiice.

I’ll go ahead and confess to not getting it.

A hint: what element is Au the chemical symbol for?

Au is the periodic table symbol for “gold,” so decoded, it says “goldilocks.”

Yep, I figured it out about the minute I left the thread. :smack:

How is that person still driving? :smiley:

I hate all riddle license plates. A pox on their owners.

(Because I spend the next 4 hours trying to figure them out, with little to no success. Driving behind them for a while is maddening)

One of my lesbian friends has a “What would Xena do?” bumper sticker on her car.

So naturally, I slapped a “Fuck Bush” sticker right next to it! :wink:

My error. Just misremembered it.

Not getting it.

(my Maserati) does 185 (mph)---- Joe Walsh lyrics
I feel your pain. In fact I only realized the Joe Walsh ref as I was typing it.

A pox, I say.