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Damn five minute edit window and hanging ..
There’s this one which I saw posted on some message board a while ago …
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At least he made it clear that the handicapped license plate indicates his mental capacity.
[QUOTE=Cosmic Relief]
So essentially, in an oblique way, the bumper sticker is just another oblique way of saying “I’m white.”
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This is dumb. I know several black people who were offended by Rev. Wright’s words. I thought they were stupid and racist, contrary to the teachings of Jesus Christ and spit in the face of the ideals that America stands for (although I freely admit that we have not always lived up to those ideals), and it’s not because I’m white, it’s because they were stupid and racist and I don’t like stupid and racist things whether they come from blacks or whites.
[QUOTE=Kyrie Eleison]
I never understood the “God is my copilot” stickers. Excuse me, aren’t you supposed to be a follower of God? Isn’t he your Lord? So why have you relegated him to the subordinate role? Shouldn’t God be your pilot, Sparky?
I nominate that one for the “just not thinking it through” category.
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I’ve seen “If God is your co-pilot - switch seats!” around here.
[QUOTE=lissener]
Haw. One of the very funny things in a very UNfunny movie–well, actually, it was in the outtakes, in the extras–Steve Hahn, the Funniest Human Being Ever, is adlibbing to nature footage. We see a Moose, and his voiceover is something like: “The Moose is a very stupid animal. In fact, if the moose had a Porsche, it would have a vanity plate that said, PORSCHE.”
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Word. I’ve never understood why people get a vanity plate that merely repeats what their car is. “MY VETTE”, for example. Well, yeah. Of course it’s yours. You probably wouldn’t have paid for a vanity plate for someone else’s car.
If you do something clever with it, you’re exempt. “5TH ROK” on a Saturn. Clever. Or the guy in Salem with a black VW with the Batman logo painted on the sides with " BATBUG". Awesome.
I make a slight allowance if you put in the year, since not everyone knows years of cars by sight. But it’s still stupid, in my opinion.
[QUOTE=acsenray]
Yeah, don’t tell me not to cut the throats of everyone I meet who is in any way different from me, 'cause anyone who’s in favor of peaceful coexistence is a self-righteous, preachy asshole who’s interfering with my right to believe in genocide.
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Yeah, I don’t get the problem with the “Coexist” stickers. I don’t mean mine in any self-righteous way. I actually wish that people could coexist. It’s a sincere sentiment. I also have one that says, "All people are equal members of our ONE HUMAN FAMILY. ” It’s the Key West sticker.
[QUOTE=JSexton]
“5TH ROK” on a Saturn. Clever.
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The plate owner’s error, or yours? Saturn is the “sixth rock” (assuming you’re not counting any of the satellites or asteroids) from the Sun.
[Quote=Kyrie Eleison]
I never understood the “God is my copilot” stickers.
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The phrase was popularized by an autobiographical book, and a subsequent film, which detailed the exploits of a World War II flying ace.
[QUOTE=JSexton]
If you do something clever with it, you’re exempt. “5TH ROK” on a Saturn. Clever.
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Saturn would be the sixth rock, unless we’re not counting Mercury or something. And it’s not really a rock, either, if we’re really nitpicking.
I saw a vanity plate every day at school for years before figuring out what it was supposed to mean. “AUILOX” in a car driven by a blond woman. Clever and sneaky, that one.
Not a bumper sticker, but a a book I saw while in line at the local supermarket. This is very funny in a way I’m sure they never imagined.
“FOLLOW ME TO CERTAIN DEATH” stretching across the back bumper.
There was a radio station prank a few years ago where the crew had a guy driving around with “I DARE YOU TO PULL ME OVER” across his bumper. He was pulled over. A lot that day.
[QUOTE=appleciders]
Saturn would be the sixth rock, unless we’re not counting Mercury or something. And it’s not really a rock, either, if we’re really nitpicking.
I saw a vanity plate every day at school for years before figuring out what it was supposed to mean. “AUILOX” in a car driven by a blond woman. Clever and sneaky, that one.
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There’s a Maserati tooling about town with a license plate of DZ ONE 85.
Niiice.
[QUOTE=appleciders]
I saw a vanity plate every day at school for years before figuring out what it was supposed to mean. “AUILOX” in a car driven by a blond woman. Clever and sneaky, that one.
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I’ll go ahead and confess to not getting it.
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
I’ll go ahead and confess to not getting it.
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A hint: what element is Au the chemical symbol for?
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
I’ll go ahead and confess to not getting it.
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Au is the periodic table symbol for “gold,” so decoded, it says “goldilocks.”
Yep, I figured it out about the minute I left the thread. :smack:
[QUOTE=buttonjockey308]
There’s a Maserati tooling about town with a license plate of DZ ONE 85.
Niiice.
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How is that person still driving? 
I hate all riddle license plates. A pox on their owners.
(Because I spend the next 4 hours trying to figure them out, with little to no success. Driving behind them for a while is maddening)
[QUOTE=Idlewild]
I used to see a car around a lot that had a “Question Authority” bumper sticker.
It made me want to print out and slap on a sticker reading “Why?”
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One of my lesbian friends has a “What would Xena do?” bumper sticker on her car.
So naturally, I slapped a “Fuck Bush” sticker right next to it! 
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
The plate owner’s error, or yours? Saturn is the “sixth rock” (assuming you’re not counting any of the satellites or asteroids) from the Sun.
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My error. Just misremembered it.
[QUOTE=buttonjockey308]
There’s a Maserati tooling about town with a license plate of DZ ONE 85.
Niiice.
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Not getting it.
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical]
Not getting it.
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(my Maserati) does 185 (mph)---- Joe Walsh lyrics
I feel your pain. In fact I only realized the Joe Walsh ref as I was typing it.
A pox, I say.