Maxx I got that one on my car too. Hopefully I’ll get to prove it one of these days.
My GF has one of those sarcstic bunny ones,
“It’s sad how stupid you are.”
Some of the many I have collected over the years and which are still sitting around my apartment because Mr. Detritus strongly objects to stickers on the car (thank Og for that–my car would be covered!):
“Member Mad Scientists Union Local 42” (I have a similar T-shirt that reads “Devil’s Union Local 666”)
“Evil Geniuses for a better tomorrow”
“Support Bactreia They’re the only culture some people have”
“WWID? (What Would Igor Do?)”
“Migratory Lifeform with a tropism for Bookstores”
“I’m surrounded by Anarchy, Chaos, & Mayhem. My work here is done!”
“Campus Crusade for Chtulhu It found me!”
“Cthulhu-Cola It’s the surreal thing”
(with icons of people swimming and running and huge tentacles grabbing at them) “Miskatonic Summer Games Fastest Food in Arkham”
(a Knights Of The Dinner Table one) “I ready my Crossbow Of Slaying!”
“Roll the dice! I want to see if I eat your spleen.”
“If I wanted your opinion I’d read your entrails”
(many thanks to Pegasus Publishing, the company responsible for many of these!)
The funny thing is, I am wearing my “Republicans for Voldemort” t-shirt today! If you’re interested, it’s from a webcomic called Goats.
I’ve only got a couple stickers on my car these days. My favorite one says “Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History.”
Youth we have
How about a Fountain of Smart
Some of my faves . . .
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missng an idiot.
DRAFT Republicans
GOD is not spelled G.O.P.
Better DEAD than RED
One Person, One Vote (may not apply in all states)
If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates
evildoer
Ban Republican Marriage
Ignorance and Arrogance is bad foreign policy
Tie a yellow ribbon around your neck
Is it 2008 yet?
You can’t be Pro-War and Pro-Life
I’s rather have a president who screwed his intern than one who screwed his country
Blue Person, Red State
Bush Spent Your Social Security on his War
No Child Left Without A Deficit
I Support Meaningless Jingoistic Cliches
I see DUMB people
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
Asses of Evil (has pics of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld)
Don’t blame me, I wanted an abortion (has a picture of Barbara Bush)
Vote Republican, It’s Easier Than Thinking
No rich, white, english speaking child left behind
Hate is not a family value
Stewart, Colbert '08
Who ever heard of a good piece of elephant?
Hummers are for dicks
Think.
Corporate Media = Mass Mind Control
If you’re going to ride my ass that hard, you could at least pull my hair
I’m too informed to be a Republican
NIN COMPOOP '04 (in the design of the Bush sticker)
“I’ve seen you naked” - God
Killing for Peace is like screwing for virginity
A Pot Smoker is busted every 45 seconds, and you wonder why we’re paranoid.
Will God punish us for loving or punish you for hating?
Virtual Canadian
Come the Rapture, can I have your car?
Daddy farted and we can’t get out!!!
I’m looking for the right pedestrian to run over
I have a nice body, it’s in my truck
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
We have enough youth, how 'bout a fountain of SMART?
some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
best I have seen: “Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus”
(no offense intended to anyone)
My two all-time favorites, bar none, of which I’ve never been able to find versions that I like enough to buy.
“If God isn’t a Tarheel, why’s the sky Carolina blue?”
“My other ride is your mom.”
My current favorite one:
At first glance, it looks like a fairly typical “buckle up” kind of bumper sticker. It has a picture of a seat belt, with the words “Buckle up” on it.
Then, below that:
“It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.”
Hee.
I love my bumper sticker that says “I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!”
My all-time favorite, seen in the Lone Star State:
“U.S. Out of Texas”
How about
Not if prepared properly.
From Spencer Gifts: Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole
“Peace Through Superior Firepower”
“My Other Car is a Piece of Crap, Too”
“Kerry-Edwards: When You’re This Full of Shit You Need Two Johns”
“Possum - The Other White Meat”
Militant Agnostic: I don’t know and you don’t either
I’ve seen the “What Would Scooby Do” one recently.
On my race bike, I had “Whitey Will Pay”.
In the office I have:
“I Hate Computers” (I’m in IT.)
“Coffee Now Dammit!”
“My Cubicle Is So Fucking Small”
“Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You”
“Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole”.
I used to have one that read “ACID” on my old car. Got it when I was working in a Chemical Plant.
I also have a “Gefilte Fish” from McPhee.
“One Nation: Under Educated”
“Three Purple Hearts Trumps Two DUIs”
“Got Democracy?”
“Don’t Be a Dick”
And my fav is not a slogan - it’s my little silhouette of the guys in the MST3K theater on my rear window.
“When you vote for Bush you get Dick”
No offense intended to anyone?
I don’t get it.
I saw one tonight that I really liked. It said:
“Eschew Obfuscation”
One of my favorites: “What Would Nixon Do?”