Taking “Ol’ One-Eye” to see the optometrist.
Mommy and Daddy’s “special hug”
Dying the little death
Gittin’ it on
Is “practicing making babies” too close to Nosfernuthin’s post to count?
Dippin’ the wick.
Playing doctor
Putting the train in the tunnel.
Doing the Hokey Pokey.
Doin’ what comes naturally
Sugglebunnies! Snugglebunnies! Snugglebunnies!
Doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Making a Hole-n-One
Riding the bologna pony.
pokin’ her yoke
Pounding on the love nail
Putting the jizz biscuit in the oven
Glazing your nuts.
riding the pink pony
Four-legged frolic