Plowing.
a bit of the old rumpy-pumpy
Taking the skin boat to tuna town
“porking”
Dancing in the dark
The proper term is “Smite Evil”, not “bumping uglies”.
Oh, and I call foul on Evil Captor. tonyfop beat him to “hide the salami”.
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[li] Bumping uglies[/li][li]Dancing the horizontal bop[/li][li]Making the beast with two backs[/li][li]Making the eight-legged aardvark[/li][li]Making Whoopee[/li]**Playing “Hide the Salami”
*[li]Knockin’ boots[/li][li]Off to play ‘alice in wonderland’[/li][li]Hot beef injection[/li][li]He-and-Shein’[/li][li]Leg over[/li][li]Testing the bedsprings[/li][li]Grouse pinching on the moor![/li][li]Deploying your heat-seeking moisture missile.[/li][li]Playing hide the salami[/li][li]Parking the bike[/li][li]Flying United[/li][li]A bit of the old in-out, in-out (from A Clockwork Orange)[/li][li]Polishing the rocket. (wait that’s masturbation) - Going down the rabbit hole[/li][li]Plowing[/li][li]A bit of the old rumpy-pumpy[/li][li]Taking the skin boat to tuna town[/li][li]Porking[/li][li]Dancing in the dark[/li][li]Smite Evil[/li][li]Good old “Humping”[/li][/ol]
Poking the whiskers
Laying some pipe
Taking Door #1
Doin’ the nasty
Putting his sex into her sex.
Sliding Tab A into Slot B
Going for a ride in the Tunnel of Love.
gettin’ some sugar
bangin’
Playing babies
delivering the male
Buttering the whisker biscuit.
basting the baby batter