Burger King and the mail

[BZ00000]

If I sealed a bag from Burger King, slapped some stamps on it, and an address could I mail it?

[KneadToKnow]

A search of the Domestic Mail Manual at www.usps.gov turns up these first two roadblocks:

1.0 TIME FACTOR
Mailable perishable matter may be sent through the mail only if it can reach its destination in good condition in the normal transit time between the mailing and address points. Mailable perishable foods that do not rapidly decay or generate obnoxious odors in the mail may be sent at the mailer’s risk.
2.0 PREPARATION
Container
2.1
Any container used to mail perishable matter must be constructed to protect and securely contain the contents.

[Scarlett67]

This link from the Annals of Improbable Research may provide some insight.