Good, I’m glad I didn’t imagine hearing the “put it in me” line.
A guy comes home from his restaurant job and tells his wife, “I put my penis in the pickle slicer today.”
“What happened?” she asks.
“I got fired,” comes the reply.
“No, I mean with the pickle slicer?”
“Oh, she got fired too.”
I’m glad someone’s with me on this! My point was that the toaster is gay. It’s a man’s voice asking another man to “put it in me”… sounds gay to me. My fiancee thought I was overthinking it… I tend to.
Is ‘Blow your mind away’ a real expression over there?
I was offended when I thought it was a real, scared-looking lady having a cock sandwich shoved in her face, but as someone pointed out on Gawker, the model’s clearly just supposed to represent a blow-up doll. Whatevs!
ETA: Dan Savage had a whole rant about how homoerotic those Quiznos ads are. At least they’re mildly creative.
Glad? :dubious:
Introducing the new Quiznos back door lovin’ sandwich, mmm mmm toasty.
In the sense that a world where I actually heard it is better than a world in which my mind came up with it on its own. 
That’s hot.
Oh, well in that case. 
Careful, Paris Hilton has that phrase trademarked.
A new barbecue restaurant opened up where I live recently named, I kid you not, Butt Rub.
Spinal Tap suddenly ran through my mind:
“You know, if we were serious and we said, ‘Yes, she should be forced to smell the glove,’ then you’d have a point, but it’s all a joke.” “It is and it isn’t. She should be made to smell it, but…But not, you know, over and over”
Besides whats wrong with being sexy?
Back in the early 80’s in Lexington Ky there was a stereo shop that had a commercial featuring a male stereo seducing a female stereo. The male said something along the lines of “Can I look at your tweeters?” and the female said "Just unsnap my glocloss "(sp?). The owner of the store would then yammer about how cheap his stereo systems were as the male and female stereos made love in the background.
I think I’m still traumatized. It was rough flunking sex ed in high school because everything I knew about sex came from songs or commercials.
Not sexual, but a pretty brutal (for the time) add in the late 80’s or early 90’s for Round Table Pizza. And I can’t find a video for it anywhere on the net.
One of the guys who do the adds is talking to an puppet onion. He points and goes “What’s that over there?” The onion looks off in the distance and the guy slices the onion in half with a cleaver. The onion puts its hands on its head and says “I have a splitting headache.”
The voice over guy talks about the pizza that’s being advertised, mentions something about big juicy onions being cooked, and at the end you see the ghost of the onion waving goodbye to everybody.
Needless to say that add didn’t last very long.
Temperature. Yeah, that’s it. A toasty sub would be hot, right? haha:D
You’re not overthinking it. Before I heard the “Got burned!” line (while he’s staring at his CROTCH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: ) I merely thought the Quizno’s “gay oven” ad was “gayer than Stewie-heavy episodes of Family Guy and all of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy combined”
Now I think the ad is gayer than Queer as Folk. Yikes, that’s a gay ad!
Ahh, I just dropped 117 for a party of three for lunch. That's on the expensive side. I generally assume about 20 per person for a sit down place. 11.05 can be found in a sit down place, but that's cheap for around here. McDonald's is generally around 8.50 for a meal.
depends on if you drink at lunch. An alcohol free lunch in a sit down place should run about $8.00. If you’re paying 20 a person, you’re eating in a somewhat upscale place.