Okay, I’ve done my best to just shine the ads on and not get pissy over it, but after the 7 kajillionth repetition I can’t stand it any more and just have to say:
“THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS “FUCKING.” BIG, FUCKING CHICKEN, OKAY?”
So, the first ad was a bunch of cowboy looking dudes watching another cowboy looking dude get up on the back of a guy in a chicken suit. The chicken suit runs around the ring trying to get rid of the cowboy, and the background music dibbles on with the vocal–“Big… buckin’… chicken…” Ha ha, you almost said the effword, ha ha, very clever–let’s go on, shall we?
But no. Couple weeks later, it’s the stupid chicken suit guy on a motorcycle going over jumps, and the lyrics have changed a bit. Now it’s “Big…huckin’…chicken…” which makes no sense to me, because where I come from “to huck” means “to throw.” The chicken is neither throwing nor being thrown, so again, it’s just a sniggering “almost said the effword AGAIN, huh huh huh” idiocy and my scalp crawls at the seventh grade level moronity of it once again…
So what’s next here? Do we have to go through the entire fucking alphabet making up increasingly lame lyrics to go with ever more stupid activities with the guy in the chicken suit?
“Big…MUCKIN’…chicken” as the chicken pitchforks shit out of a stable?
“Big…CLUCKIN’…chicken” or is this too quotidian for you?
“Big…DUCKIN’…chicken” as the chicken gets rocks thrown at its stupid head?
“Big…LUCKIN’…chicken” as the rocks miss?
“Big…PUCKIN’…chicken” playing hockey?
“Big…SUCKIN’…chicken” or is this redundant?
Get over it, you adolescent minded, retarded, Beavis/Butthead clones–we all know the effword, okay? We’ve all heard it, okay? We don’t think the ads are cute, or shocking, or edgy, or anything else you might be thinking you’re doing. The ads are annoying, stupid, mindless and don’t say anything about the goddamned sandwich, so can we please just MOVE ON and dump this campaign once and for all?
Or get a pair of testes grafted on and just say it. “BIG FUCKIN’ CHICKEN!!” There, you said it on network TV! Yay for you! You’re a big old iconoclastic stick it to the man kinda company, hooray! Now pay your FCC fines and get the cluck outta here, okay?
Not enough of these: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: in the world… :rolleyes: