Hey Burger King-Just SAY IT already, will ya? Sheesh...

[Ed McMahon] I did not know that! [/Ed McMahon]

Okay, I guess it makes sense now, but it’s still really stupid to go off a big jump in a chicken suit, I’m just sayin’… :stuck_out_tongue:

Just remember, it all started with …

Cock Rock.

And it will all end in tears… ow, ow, ow!

Heh, between cock and a hard place… heh heh…

Not very sure about the hard plaice. Does Burger King sell fish too?
(Yes, I’ll run away now, shall I?)

Well, cocks and fish–some say they go together!

How do you run on those tiny fins? :wink:

Thank God - other people hear it too. I can use this thread to finally prove to Fierra that yes, the commerical does sound like “FUCKING chicken”. It makes it worth coming here.

I’m a fan of all BK commercials.
I especialy like the ones where they have a super hot girls eating a half pound hamburger. It just looks so freak’n odd.

While I agree they are annoying as hell . . . they still win. The point of advertising is to make you remember the product, no matter how obnoxious the jingle or commercial. It gets stuck in your head, you think about BK for lunch - bingo! They cash in.

I love advertising. There’s always someone complaining about one marketing plan or another, not realizing that they fell right into their trap.

As someone who’s been in advertising for almost 10 years now, I think it’s brilliant and probably one of their best. You may hate it, but they’re laughing at you all the way to the bank.

I thought this was going to be about the Burger King admitting he was gay. After all, there is that ad where he wakes up in bed with a construction worker …

I can’t be the only one who will simply refuse to buy from companies who use beyond stupid and insulting ads. (and I’ve not seen this particular set of ads thanks to TiVo, but now that I know, I’ll make my rare visits to BK even fewer in number).

And, at least for me, there have been more than a few ads where I’ve remembered the stupidity of the ad and its premise, but not the product at all. (which is a shame, because I boycott ads that go beyond a certain point).

That’s what makes this world go 'round I guess. Those who judge companies by their products and service, and those who are always on a self-riteous crusade to boycott over a jingle they don’t like.

:wink:

Now wait a minute…I’m supposed to buy their product if I like the commercial, and if I don’t like the commercial I’m supposed to buy their product?

Shit.
Piss.
Fuck.
Cunt.
Cocksucker.
Motherfucker.
And tits.

Some of these have eroded over the years, but you still can’t say the F-word.

'Cept for Comedy Central at 1 a.m. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m thinking perhaps I do need to crawl out from under this rock I’ve apparently been hiding under because I have never seen any of these commercials. Of course, having spent lots of time on my uncle’s farm as a child, I have seen fuckin’ chickens, so I probably ain’t missed much.

Somehow, I don’t think so…

Bullshit. They aren’t making a dime off me, because I don’t buy anything from them. When I see or hear the ads, I decide that people stupid enough to think this type of advertising will make me want their products are also too stupid to get my business. I just drive on to the Wendy’s down the street, which features a most excellent spicy chicken sandwich, and also offers a tasty ham & swiss on a crusty roll…or any of the multiple other competing restaurants.

Sorry to burst your delusion of grandeur, but your work in advertising does not grant you uber-awesome powers of mind control. :wally

Actually, Coq Roq. Not that that’s going to make Slipknot any happier about it.

Well, BK and its ilk have plenty to bitch about other than their ad campaigns. I guess you’ve got a point though, I wouldn’t turn down a caddy if I didn’t like their ads! :smiley:

One more. “Big…DRUNKEN …chicken” as it gets drunk off its ass, and starts a barroom brawl.