You’ve obviously never heard of dropbears.
Has he fetched the damn pig yet?
Let’s hope it’s not the Interstellar Pig!
Transported from New Zealand.
Whereas doing that when you don’t need a crap will be a-ok with you?
And those guns are filled with poisonous lead!
Psssst…read the link’s url.
The lack of lateral thinking is appalling.
This is Western Australia, for chrisstakes, the whole bloody state is a quarry and economy predicated on get-rich-quick schemes, you’ve got a cached cashbox and/or map of Lassiter’s or the next Mount Tom Price just waiting there and you can’t cut a deal with one of grubby littel oinks living next door to get it for you?
Not trying hard enough.
Cashed up bogans would probably bulldoze the place just on the off-chance.
The pig is a lie!
The pig is a lie!
The pig is a lie!
The pig is a lie!
The pig is a lie!
The pig is a lie!
The pig is a lie!
The pig is a lie!
The pig is lying
The pig is lying
The pig is lying
The pig is lying
The pig is lying
The pig is lying
The pig is lying there … just waiting for you
Cicero is in Adelaide. If he was in Melbourne I’d have already pushed him under his house and told him to come back with a pig or on it. Or possibly offered to get the damn thing myself for a cut of the proceeds.
I agree that he’s not showing much of the intrepid ANZAC spirit. It’s midwinter; the snakes are hibernating.
I agree wholeheartedly. Don’t you know that venomous spider and snake stories are what we tell Poms and Kiwis to scare them? We aren’t supposed to believe them ourselves. Please tell me you just got off the boat. It’s shameful, is what it is.
Luckily, Americans aren’t fooled by those stories!
There you go, much obliged … but he said there were dugites under his shanty, there’s no dugites in Adelaide. Just the usual mix of brown, black, copperhead and tiger snakes. And the poor little bugger are nearly frozen at this time of year.
Come on man, get to it before this flagrant breach of the “Rats of Tobruk” spirit pushes the carbon tax off the front page of the Advertiser.
Hey- I’m in Perth.
It’s possible that Cicero feels that any snake is to be considered a dugite until proven otherwise. Which is, perhaps, a sensible precaution. But that attitude is not getting any treasure-filled pigs out from under any houses.
Oh, sorry, I misinterpreted post 91 to mean you were in Adelaide. My fault.
Now, have you got the pig yet?
Too bloody right.
We don’t want any of those goddamn sandgropers over here. And the rest of y’all just stay on the other side of those hills. Nothin’ to see here. Move along.
2 questions
1 - did you see the pig or did you just believe him?
2 - if you saw it - did he put it there?
I think he had more of a sence of humour than you think
Will the last person leaving Adelaide please turn out the lights?