Enter the basement of a Mysterious, Illuminati Warehouse.
Odd relics abound.
Post them here.
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Inside a crate in the basement, you find ~~~
A Gorilla Costume.
If the costume is worn while visiting any political meeting of a Conservative or Populist group, the wearer will be invited to give an address to the meeting.
Any speech given there, while wearing the full suit, even getting onstage, & making monkey noises while scratching one’s groinal-area, will be hailed as vast political wisdom.
If the suit is removed at the meeting, the penalty for fooling the crowd is Death.
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Inside a crate in the Basement, you find
–an M113 Armored Personnel Carrier, in US Army colors.
It’s side is scarred with the marks of gigantic teeth & claws.
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Inside a crate in the Basement, you find
a Book, entitled “Why All Bicyclists Are Communists”.
The Author is Richard Milhaus Nixon
Inside a crate on level 1, you find—
A film of Richard Milhaus Nixon.
He removes a cunning rubber mask.
Beneath it is…nobody.
Nobody at all.
Nixon’s empty suit, falls to the floor.
Secret Servicemen surround the empty suit ion the floor, baffled.
…a crystal ball that originally shows nothing but swirling fog. As you look closer, an image starts to unfold. You see the from the back someone looking into a crystal ball. The person looks eerily similar to yourself. A shadowy figure suddenly looms up behind the person in the image and swings an axe at their neck. The crystal ball suddenly goes dark.
Inside a crate on level 1, you find
a floating JET-BLACK skull with glowing WHITE eyes. It follows you as you walk. If touched, it bites your hand, and if spoken to, it cackles maniacally.
It acts as a treasure detector, giggling weirdly every time you come within 100 feet of a 500gp or more treasure, and babbling oddly when within 10.