You enter the MYSTERIOUS basement and find (GAME)

Thread Games
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Enter the basement of a Mysterious, Illuminati Warehouse.
Odd relics abound.
Post them here.
BTW–yes, I know there are websites like this.
So what?
Also, I am posting some of my past contributions to those sites, here.
TO MODS NOTE–I ONLY POST THE ONES I MYSELF WROTE.
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Inside a crate in the basement, you find ~~~
A Gorilla Costume.

If the costume is worn while visiting any political meeting of a Conservative or Populist group, the wearer will be invited to give an address to the meeting.

Any speech given there, while wearing the full suit, even getting onstage, & making monkey noises while scratching one’s groinal-area, will be hailed as vast political wisdom.

If the suit is removed at the meeting, the penalty for fooling the crowd is Death.

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Inside a crate in the Basement, you find
–an M113 Armored Personnel Carrier, in US Army colors.

It’s side is scarred with the marks of gigantic teeth & claws.

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Inside a crate in the Basement, you find
a Book, entitled “Why All Bicyclists Are Communists”.
The Author is Richard Milhaus Nixon

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[Moderating]
This looks more like a Thread Game, to me. Moving.

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You open a box in the basement and find…

…Conclusive proof that nothing is real, including the proof that nothing is real.

…A foot-high figure of Godzilla. If placed on a model train layout it will go on a rampage.