So who died and made Zeno Highway Commissioner??
Kansas is a red state with a blue guv. Poor Georgie probably doesn’t know what to do.
It’s Firesign Theater. How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All
But just to be on the safe side, he’s proposing another tax cut and threatening to invade Nebraska.
You mean Brawndo. It’s good for irrigation, too! 
Or maybe he’s a member of The Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light…
“O Blinding Light, O Light That Blinds,
Look out for me; I cannot see…”
(For Gigi’s mother)