Who would win if we put Bush and Bin Laden in a cage?
Although I’m not sure of either man’s exact age, I think Bush is younger. Well, he certainly seems more youthful.
Bush seems to be bigger and have better muscle tone.
Bush is fed better and is probably on some sort of fitness program. Bin Laden spends most of his time either behind a desk or in a convoy.
Bush was a college athlete back in The Day (pitched for Yale). Bin Laden? Who knows?
However, Bin Laden has to know some sort of martial arts or hand-to-hand combat. Bush has never worn a uniform in his life and I doubt that he’s, you know, a 7th-dan in Shorin Ryu Karate or anything. I also think that, if pressed, Bin Laden could outrun a rabbit (he is awfully wiry) and could simply wear Bush down.
So, all things considered, who do ya like? I’m giving Bin Laden odds of 5-to-4 over Bush.
Bin Laden has a bad kidney, but is a trained mujaheddin fighter and is 44, Bush is in his 50s. Bush is a former athlete, and does work out every day, but the age difference will be hard to overcome. My prediction is bin-Laden, but he will have to take Bush down quickly.
Bush wore a US Air Force uniform for several years, even if he is hazy about exactly which squadron it was that he flew F-106’s in…
I’m not sure why you think Bin Laden “has” to know some kind of martial art…he’s soft and weak and has always had others do his fighting for him. I know you’re probably going to insist that “the CIA trained him when he was a Mujahadeen”, well, that’s BS - the CIA trained the Mujahadeen fighters, which Osama definitely was not. All he has ever been is the money man. And what the hell uniform has this prissy little rich boy ever worn?
Bush would give that subhuman creep a good ol’ Texas ass whoopin. And this Kansan would be there to cheer him on, and hand him the folding chair from the audience too!
My guess is that Bush fights like a girl: lots of vertical roundhouse slashes with open hands, eyes scrunched closed, head turned sideways etc.
I seriously doubt that Bush has been in any sort of fighting situation since he was about 8 or so. (Any “combat” training he might have received in the Air Force Reserve’s “Preppie Sheep” squadron probably involved a lot of half-hearted, good ol’ rich boy grab-assin’ , followed by beer and ribs.) Since then, with an his incredibly powerful family and an admitted ability to disarm people with his dipstick nicknames etc., why learn anyhting about fighting?
Compare this to the terrorist training regimen acted out by Al Qaeda members. It sems quite reasonable to say that O.B.L., like all leaders, should be at least somewhat familiar with all the things his soldiers are supposed to know. We’ve seen that footage of him taking photo-op weapons training. I’m sure he’s picked up several hand-to-hand-combat moves in the last 20 years.
So I say O.B.L. kicks Bush’s ass from one end of the cage to the other and back again … hopefully our great nation is spared this incredible loss of face.
Charlie Rose last night interviewed a CNN reporter who had interviewed OBL, and it made it seem that OBL, while a wirey and tough guy who was used to hardship, was seriously injured from action in the war. And somewhat undernourished.
Bush fighting like a girl? I don’t know…maybe somewhat unskilled - haymakers, and grappling and so forth. Bush seems like a decently fit guy.
I just hope that we all, Democrats, Republicans, and Independents, can all come together behind our President as he puts the WWF Smackdown on OBL. I think even Stoid would be passing Bush a roll of quarters should he need it, and ElvisL1ves jumping into the ring from the audience to break a chokehold on Bush, if ever an event would occur.
In a Bush/bin Laden cage match, bin Laden would come close to giving Bush a trouncing. Right at the end, Bush would whine about the fight, declare the whole thing over, and have the Supreme Court appoint him the winner.
Luckily, we’ve got people with more moxie than that fighting bin Laden right now.
Have you ever seen that video of Bin Laden? He’s gotta weigh all of 110 lbs soaking wet. While neither men have probably “fought” in years, I have no doubt Bush would kick his ass. I think my little sister could kick Bin Laden’s ass.
Osama Bin Laden doesn’t seem to be a very healthy man. He’s extremely thin and walks very slowly, using a cane. He’s been known to fly doctors from Saudi Arabia in to Afghanistan for his checkups.
Some have suggested that he might have the same disease that may have afflicted Abraham Lincoln, but I can’t remember the name of the disease right now.
Bin Laden hands down. The bad guys never play fair in these matches. Some Taliban fool will come running down the aisle and unlock the cage door while the ref’s out cold on the cement floor and the T-fool will hand OBL a metal folding chair which he’ll use his last ounce of strength to smack GWB over the head with. Then the T-fool will throw OBL over his shoulders and run up the aisle to the safety of a limo parked outside. And away they go…
Oh, you didn’t mean a WWF-style cage match? I wasn’t sure. The thread title made me say yes, but the posts weren’t all thinking logically as this one, lol. heehee
I think you are forgetting about Jesse Ventura. He is getting older and is probably not as in good shape as he used to be, but I think he could probably still kick some serious ass if he absolutely had to.
In this corner, from his ranch in Texas…weighing 165 pounds…wearing red, white and blue Flag boxing shorts custom made by Gucci…the Oil-driller thriller, Tax-slasher masher, the executioner…George double uuuuuuuuuuu, Bush!
And in this corner, from his cave in Afghanistan…weighing 120 pounds…fully clothed in white and purble robes and turban…the Bad man of the Taliban, the Master of disaster, the cowardly caveman…Osammmmaaaaaaaaaa bin Laden!
Who’s Jesse Ventura?
Well, whoever he is, I stand by my statement. I’m damned if I’m gonna show weakness just cause a bunch of people throw a random name at me.
