Ekers, good to see you here. With your usual hardon for me, it’s clear that for the time being my “inflatable” friend won’t be necessary.
You dickheads do know that sex dolls (I call them “false friends”) have come a long way since the 1970s? They’re now quite lifelike, delightfully massive (popping a blowup when you hump it is quite depressing), and fuck you good, too.
So clip the wings of your envy and make a purchase yourself. Or just let Ekers service you when he’s got a bone to give.
I confess that I am almost completely ignorant of advances in sex doll technology. It is no surprise that you’ve kept yourself abreast of that market. Knowing, from your use of the phrase in another of your charming threads, that you like to “bang heat”, can I assume that your “friends” come equipped with heating elements in strategic places?
When I start a thread about you, your hardon claim might make some sense, Aes. As it is, you have a hardon about being an idiot, because 90%+ of your SDMB time is dedicated to reinforcing that association.
Except, of course, for House Representative Galactus (R-Montana).
Mmm, hot, wet, artificial pussy!
And the other 10%? Why thank you, Bryan, I’ll take that as a compliment. For I certainly don’t perceive that even 1% of your participation here to be of use to our community.
And as far as hardons go, you seem to treat every thread of mine as a glory hole. I’m flattered that you never fail to visit, which is not to say that what comes through the hole is in any wise pleasant.
I understand he’s soft on illegal aliens.
Those are when you talk about me.
**Aeschines ** you are being rude and offensive and I can only guess that you don’t get laid often, because otherwise you’d stop equating everything and everyone you don’t like with female gentalia.
Go on, wound me. Call me a cunt. :rolleyes:
Fuck you, bitch!
Awww. You SURE showed me. :rolleyes:
“Brothers! Brothers! We should be fighting the common enemy, not each other!”
“The Judean People’s Front?!?”
NO! The People’s Front of Judea!
The OP can take solace from the knowledge that Bush is entering the lame fuck period of his term.
What about the soldiers needlessly dead? What, for that matter, about the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten that little hand.
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Asscheese.
Say no more, say no more.
An “indy” station playing same-old-same-old talk radio-morning crap rather than music.
Yeah, that sounds real innovative… :rolleyes:
Yeah, whatever.
If I were in charge, and I thought it was politically feasible, I would declare your death. Hell, I would declare many deaths.
Don’t deny you wouldn’t either… 
oh, that’s right…
You and pseudo-whatever-tron think this MB will fall.
That’s why none of the mods will ban you…just to prove you wrong.