Ekers, good to see you here. With your usual hardon for me, it’s clear that for the time being my “inflatable” friend won’t be necessary.
You dickheads do know that sex dolls (I call them “false friends”) have come a long way since the 1970s? They’re now quite lifelike, delightfully massive (popping a blowup when you hump it is quite depressing), and fuck you good, too.
So clip the wings of your envy and make a purchase yourself. Or just let Ekers service you when he’s got a bone to give.
[QUOTE=Aeschines]
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You dickheads do know that sex dolls (I call them “false friends”) have come a long way since the 1970s? They’re now quite lifelike, delightfully massive (popping a blowup when you hump it is quite depressing), and fuck you good, too.<snip>
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I confess that I am almost completely ignorant of advances in sex doll technology. It is no surprise that you’ve kept yourself abreast of that market. Knowing, from your use of the phrase in another of your charming threads, that you like to “bang heat”, can I assume that your “friends” come equipped with heating elements in strategic places?
When I start a thread about you, your hardon claim might make some sense, Aes. As it is, you have a hardon about being an idiot, because 90%+ of your SDMB time is dedicated to reinforcing that association.
[QUOTE=duffer]
I’ve said before there is no one person from any party of any gender of any race that can single-handedly destroy the US.
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Except, of course, for House Representative Galactus (R-Montana).
[QUOTE=Crotalus]
Knowing, from your use of the phrase in another of your charming threads, that you like to “bang heat”, can I assume that your “friends” come equipped with heating elements in strategic places?
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Mmm, hot, wet, artificial pussy!
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
As it is, you have a hardon about being an idiot, because 90%+ of your SDMB time is dedicated to reinforcing that association.
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And the other 10%? Why thank you, Bryan, I’ll take that as a compliment. For I certainly don’t perceive that even 1% of your participation here to be of use to our community.
And as far as hardons go, you seem to treat every thread of mine as a glory hole. I’m flattered that you never fail to visit, which is not to say that what comes through the hole is in any wise pleasant.
[QUOTE=Miller]
Except, of course, for House Representative Galactus (R-Montana).
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I understand he’s soft on illegal aliens.
[QUOTE=Aeschines]
And the other 10%?
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Those are when you talk about me.
[QUOTE=Aeschines]
That’s because you’re a fucking cunt yourself. Damn you and Bush both!
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**Aeschines ** you are being rude and offensive and I can only guess that you don’t get laid often, because otherwise you’d stop equating everything and everyone you don’t like with female gentalia.
Go on, wound me. Call me a cunt. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire]
Go on, wound me. Call me a cunt. :rolleyes:
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Fuck you, bitch!
[QUOTE=Aeschines]
Fuck you, bitch!
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Awww. You SURE showed me. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Aeschines]
Fuck you, bitch!
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“Brothers! Brothers! We should be fighting the common enemy, not each other!”
“The Judean People’s Front?!?”
NO! The People’s Front of Judea!
The OP can take solace from the knowledge that Bush is entering the lame fuck period of his term.
[QUOTE=Cheesesteak]
What damage has he done to the nation that wouldn’t be reversed 2 years into the Clinton/Obama presidency?
The only thing I’ve got is the long term diplomatic effect of the Iraq war, even that can be dealt with eventually.
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What about the soldiers needlessly dead? What, for that matter, about the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten that little hand.
mm
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Well, look who started this pointless, targetless exercise. Consider the source. 
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Asscheese.
Say no more, say no more.
[QUOTE=Danja]
Has someone been listening to some X-103? Can’t say I blame you; it’s the only indy station that doesn’t play utter shit (IMO). And you can’t go wrong driving to school or work listening to good ol’ Stuck and Gunner.
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An “indy” station playing same-old-same-old talk radio-morning crap rather than music.
Yeah, that sounds real innovative… :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Aeschines]
With all due respect, Cheesesteak, I think Bush is trying to be as big a tyrant as he possibly can. Thanks to our stable and robust political system, the damage has been limited.
By “limited” I mean “horrendous,” but ere long his term will end and we’ll be free of the fucking bastard.
But don’t give Bush any credit for non-tyranny that is owed the system!
I have little doubt that, if he felt it was politically feasible, Bush would declare martial law and rule as a dictator.
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Yeah, whatever.
If I were in charge, and I thought it was politically feasible, I would declare your death. Hell, I would declare many deaths.
Don’t deny you wouldn’t either… 
[QUOTE=Aeschines]
One out of two ain’t bad.It won’t be around, thereby putting me in the Pantheon of Prognosticators.
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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oh, that’s right…
You and pseudo-whatever-tron think this MB will fall.
That’s why none of the mods will ban you…just to prove you wrong.