Bush, I pray for an end to your cuntdom!

The BBQ Pit
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Bush, you are the ultimate CUNT. I respect your cuntdom. I am feeble and weak before your cuntdom. You are the meister of cunts, the complete expression of cuntness. You are perfect, even as your Cunt Father is perfect. But I pray for an end to your cuntdom.

Your surge is a dry hump. No Astroglide is in sight. It is cuntly in the extreme. It is a sheepskin condom that can’t protect against HIV. It’s a withered latex condom that is going on five years past its expiration date. It is a broken condom, failing to protect against STDs and pregnancy.

I am feeble before your cuntdom, Lord Bush, but I will oppose your cuntdom till my dying breath, Lord Bush!

You are the Decider. You are the ram-horned Cunt Imperator. You are the behorned Goat of Mendes. You are the Cunt Baphomet, the destructor of the Republic!

You have pissed with your goat’s pizzle on our great nation. Old Glory is piss-soaked, in tatters! You have destructed the U.S.A. insofar as you were able, but we still stand in hatred against you! All of good will gather round to oppose your impious reign. You conjure Christ like a magician, but the Prince of Peace urinates on your nefarious designs, O Decision Maker of Cunts!

No man or woman of just purpose will rest until you are thrown into the outer darkness you deserve, yea, even till you are tossed like a rotten fish into the unquenchable fires of political Gehenna! For so it is written, “The Cunt shall be blessed by Belial, but the tuna shall stink even unto the four corners of the Earth.”

Damn you Bush, damn you, Cunt, fuck you, Cunt, fuck you fuck you fuck you!

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am SICK TO FUCKING DEATH of Bush threads.

Yeah, he’s the most deluded and dumb president of the US since whenever.

Yeah, he’s a complete and utter wanker/cunt for the Iraq invasion and its aftermath.

How many times does it have to be said on this board though? If you are so passionate about his demise, how about you get off yer’ internet bum/s and get out into the public political arena to ACTIVELY change the colour of US politics.

Until then, just lay off the fucking I HATE BUSH threads willya? It’s getting interminably boring.

:rolleyes:

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Well, look who started this pointless, targetless exercise. Consider the source. :wink:

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I wouldn’t call Bush a cunt. He lacks the depth and charm.

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And whatever slickness he might have had in the early days has since dried up it seems.

Maybe he’s a post-menopausal cunt. :smiley:

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So what’s he taste like?

Depends. :eek:

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Who is “Bush”?

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You know … that band that did “Everything Zen” whose lead singer went on to marry Gwen Stefani.

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You know, and this is just a suggestion, it might work towards losing the caricature that the left all hates Bush without reason if you didn’t just pit Bush without a reason. Sure, he’s a bad president. We know. Is there anything new bad he’s done?

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Has someone been listening to some X-103? Can’t say I blame you; it’s the only indy station that doesn’t play utter shit (IMO). And you can’t go wrong driving to school or work listening to good ol’ Stuck and Gunner.

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  1. I’m pretty sure the President doesn’t read these threads.

  2. That makes this thread a bit of a dry hump, frankly.

  3. The OP is creepin’ me out big time.

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Why, do you support Bush? How can opposition to tyranny “creep you out”?

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If ‘cuntdom’ was a word, what would it mean? I’d think the ruler in a cuntdom would be the person who was able to say, “all your cunts are belong to me!”

So if Bush ruled over a cuntdom, I’m sure there’d be lots of coup attempts!

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“Opposition to tyranny” Is that what this was?

I think you need to take a step back and get a wee bit of perspective. As lousy a president as Bush is, he isn’t a Tyrant. When a Tyrant is running your country, you’re not going to be able to list all the citizens he’s illegally imprisoned on a post-it note, you’ll need a book. You’re not going to be able to complain that your protest was pushed off to a “free speech zone” because you’ll be in jail, or dead. You’re not going to be able to complain that there’s some new wire-tapping rule, because you’ll never hear about it until they come to drag your ass away. You won’t get to complain that the election was rigged, because everybody will know it’s rigged even before they go to vote, but you’re damn well going to vote for him anyway, aren’t you?

Get a grip.

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With all due respect, Cheesesteak, I think Bush is trying to be as big a tyrant as he possibly can. Thanks to our stable and robust political system, the damage has been limited.

By “limited” I mean “horrendous,” but ere long his term will end and we’ll be free of the fucking bastard.

But don’t give Bush any credit for non-tyranny that is owed the system!

I have little doubt that, if he felt it was politically feasible, Bush would declare martial law and rule as a dictator.

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What damage has he done to the nation that wouldn’t be reversed 2 years into the Clinton/Obama presidency?

The only thing I’ve got is the long term diplomatic effect of the Iraq war, even that can be dealt with eventually.

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Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Aeschines gotta be an asshole. Another spittle-specked, incoherent attempt at a rant. Aren’t you leaving soon, Aeschines? Oh no, that’s right, the SDMB is going away. Only two months left.

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This is exactly what I came in here to say.

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Been watching Daily Show promos?

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3,00o plus dead and a trillion dollars spent on a pointless war.