This site has an audio version:
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio.shtml
An interesting note from that site: they have documented how frequently the official transcript on the White House website has been sanitized when the President takes creative license with the English language. It seems even they are embarassed by it. Apparently this gaffe defied correction.
I was wondering why on earth this thread popped up on a vanity search! I should give credit to Jack Batty for providing the clue that tickled my brain enough to remember the guy’s screen name. But you can still send me a fruit basket if you’d like. 
Well, to be fair, I want to ‘practice’ my love for women in this country. I didn’t know I needed a PhD for it. Gotta go back to school…
Based on his past history, he can’t handle simple business deals either, without being bailed out by papa and friends. Is there ANYTHING he can do?
Maybe for Christmas we can chip in and buy him the fastest road bike in the world, stick him on it, and wait for the final crash <evil smirk>