Bush is so robotically “on message” these days, I imagine a conversation around the White House going something like this:
Laura Bush: George, can you please put your dirty socks in the hamper next time instead of leaving them on the floor?
GW: I understand the socks and the hamper. We’ve had many discussions about that with our top advisers. What you have to understand is that Saddam Hussein was a bad character. He gassed his own folks.
Laura: What? I just need you to put your socks in the hamper.
GW: Believe me, if I had known the socks were going to end up on the floor, I would have done everything in my power to pick them up. But before 9/11, we were not on a war footing. 9/11 changed the calculation. We’re going to take the fight to the terrorists and stay the course. We cannot waver, or else the evil ones will be embona…embolda…emboldened.
Laura: These days it’s really difficult to talk to you about anything.
GW (serious voice): You have to understand one thing. A few things. There are people out there who think it’s OK to leave socks on the floor. That’s OK, it’s a free country, everyone’s entitled to express their viewpoint. But it’s my responsibility as President to protect the American people. Did you know that they dug up 500 pounds of mustard gas on a turkey farm in Libya? That’s why we have to deal with these gathering threats before there’s a mushroom cloud.
Laura: Can you please just pick up your socks?
GW: Stay the course, don’t waver. We appreciate the help we get from our coalition partners. Those who belittle the sacrifices made by our good friends from Upper Volta, they should be grateful. Some people think Saddam was doing a good job, that we should have left him in power. Some people think that Muslims aren’t suited for freedom. Well, I disagree. We’re changing the world for the better.
Laura: I’m sending $2000 to John Kerry’s campaign
GW: If the intelligence was bad, I want to get to the bottom of it. We’ll smoke 'em out. We will take the fight to the bad guys. What was the original question? Yes, I am wearing socks.