Bush's curious diatribe reported last night on Countdown

Creepy factor omitted from all the accounts so far: Bush was looking at himself in a pearl-encrusted hand mirror while he did this.

Especially when he talks of “setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of ‘our country’s destiny.’”

If true my guess is he said it as a question’ “I’m the president?”

As for the Iraq quote, basically he saying he’s going to leave the new guy such a mess that he won’t be able to get out of there either- nice sentiment.

Well, maybe for that one part there, about how CBS “offered” to “coordinate”? That would require at least a memo from Commissar Soros, I should think. How about this? Why don’t you pretend you have such?

On the larger point, we should just let them have this one. The Bushiviks are a gift that just keeps on giving, a new scandal almost every other day, who needs this one? In the middle of the Perfect Shitstorm, what’s one turd, more or less?

It’s not as if we didn’t already know we have Frank Burns for a President, anyway.

Then, of course, we all know that Cheney has squadrons of FBI agents seek out unbaptized virgins for him to sacrifice to his Dark Lord. He rips out the beating heart, takes one gluttonous bite, and tosses the rest to Barney, as a reward for his service.

Don’t pretend that you need cites; this is all common knowledge.

That heretic fucker! It’s supposed to be a baptized virgin, dammit!

He’s a Reform Satanist.