I don’t have a blog anymore and don’t have anywhere else to share this.
Organize Harvard male cheerleadering reunion while I still have a nice place to host it.
Look through family photos. Pick out the one I want my Mount Rushmore head to be based on.
Finish planning presidential library. Decide how much to charge for overdue books.
Call Obama, urge him diligence in the hunt for Harold and Kumar, two terrorist agents who escaped gitmo.
Get the phone number of that hot German president lady. She totally wants it.
Pay off Olympic bar tab.
Have Secret Service haul more brush out to Crawford Ranch.
Try to get Cheney to let me borrow keys to oval office so I can go in and look for my frisbee.