**Dick’s Collison ** always makes me think that this guy makes dents in cars with his schlong.
The aforementioned “Kum & Go” a.k.a. “Ejaculate & Evacuate” is common around me.
Saw a truck in Oregon recently that said “Bimbo Bakeries” on the side. WTH?
Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formely Chuck’s)
… Well not really. But it would be a great business name.
On engrish.com there is a picture of a restaraunt called Pumkin Poo.
Theres a hospital fairly near here called RHD Hospital or Robert H. Deadman Hospital, I’ve never been there, I plan on keeping it that way
Once, travelling through central Missouri, I saw a billboard for Triple K Contracting. No way in hell that’s accidental.
Over here, we have “The Best Little Hairhouse in Texas”
Note: this place is in Missouri.
I often find myself behind delivery trucks for Molesta Floral, and for some reason this name bothers me a lot.
Also, in the northest, for some reason Legal Seafood seems like an unfortunate name. Why do they need to assure you it is legal? Not that I don’t love their food, but why give it such a stupid name?
I used to work for a company that ordered its fasteners from Royal Screw. I was further amused to meet their sales rep, because I THOUGHT his name was Hank Godshock. Then I saw it in print.
Gotschalk. :smack:
Ultimate Erections was a company in Houston for a few years…
they installed flag poles…
Engrish.com has a bunch of good ones – a barbershop called Hair Cook Pit, a clothing store called Wear House Sexy Cramp – but my personal favorite is the windsurfing company that has signs all over southern Japan which just have the company name (in English, of course): Break Wind. (My all-time favorite, but not quite fitting this thread, is the delivery service, Lapid Expless.)
Anis Eye Institute has always left me with an image of horrible ocular disease.
** kirk280980 **, there was an ice cream parlor (now out of business) not far from my home called “S & M Soft Serve.”
In my father’s hometown, there was a laundry run my a Chinese family (please don’t hate me for this) called “Washee Washee.” :smack:
I never thought Standard & Poor’s was a name to inspire confidence.
There’s an internet service called WhoRepresents.com where you can look up celebrity management. That url again is www.whorepresents.com.
Well Pepboys, Quick Lube, and Kinko are all fairly pervy.
A famous shoe shop in London is R.Soles
There used to be a diner in Oakland, California with a sign that read:
Snacks
Dick’s
Burgers
Next door was a place called:
Linoleum Dick’s
I’m still waiting to see a Stewart Anderson’s restaurant sign with the ‘g’ burned out so it reads:
Black An[sup] [/sup]us
There is also a scaffolding company in San Jose, California called:
R&S Erections
Believe it or not, the ‘R&S’ stands for “Rigid and Stiff.”
I wouldn’t question your veracity, Zenster. ::snicker! snort!::
No, really! 
In St. Petersburg, FL, there’s an outfit called:
Moss-Feaster Funeral Home
…That’s just* wrong*. Some businesses and some names should not encounter each other.
Go ahead, phone them up and ask!
R & S Erection of Santa Clara County
1789 Junction Ave
San Jose, CA 95112
Phone: (408)436-0331
Fax: (408)436-0331
Shall I mention that their T-shirts are highly prized among a certain age group of the local male population?
There’s a beauty shop near here called A Cut Ahead. I guess they think they’re being sorta clever, but every time I see it, I imagine bloody scalps. I want my hair cut, not my head!