U-Haul. MrWhatsit recently used their online reservation system to reserve a 14-foot truck for a 24-hour rental starting on Friday and ending on Saturday. They were supposed to call us to confirm within 24 hours of the online reservation. First of all, they never did call. After a few days had passed, we finally got around to calling them. Yeah, we probably should have called them beforehand, but we were in the middle of getting ready to move, and we stupidly assumed there would be no problems with the online reservation system. Ha, ha.
I tried to call the local U-Haul place for three days before finally getting through. The phone would ring and ring and ring and nobody ever picked up. Finally somebody did pick up, and they informed me that 1) our reservation had been routed to a U-Haul facility that was pretty far away from us and not the nearer, more convenient facility we thought we’d reserved a truck at. Why? No reason given, no apology proffered. And 2) our reserved truck could be picked up at 4 PM on Friday and returned at 9 AM on Saturday.
Um. I politely informed the U-Haul representative that to me, that seemed like significantly less than 24 hours. She said, “Yeah.” I said, “OK, but we made a reservation for 24 hours. We’re moving on Saturday. Those times are of absolutely no use to us.” To make a long story shorter, the rep said that this was not her problem, that it was our fault for using the online reservation system, and that “24 hour reservation” actually means “way less than 24 hour reservation” during peak summer times, because they have to rent every truck out two times per day and that’s not their fault, because they have to make money, right?
It was our fault for using the online reservation system? The one that’s advertised on the SIDE OF EVERY U-HAUL TRUCK ON THE ROAD? It was our fault for assuming that “24 hour rental” meant 24 hours, and not 12 hours, or 8 hours, or even 22 hours? Uh-huh. Bye, U-Haul. I called up Penske and reserved a truck for three times as much as U-Haul would have charged us. They had the truck on time with no hassles. I paid with a smile and wrote a detailed letter to U-Haul corporate HQ informing them why I will never be patronizing their business again.
Car Toys and Office Max. Same problem at both places. At Office Max one day, I went and found some overpriced cardboard boxes and brought them to checkout, which was completely vacant. No registers were manned. There were a few employee-looking people huddled near the door on the far side, having what appeared to be a leisurely chat. I stood there giving them a meaningful look for about 30 seconds. One of them made eye contact and then looked away. 30 seconds after that, with no further signs of movement from the employees, I threw my boxes down on the counter and walked out. One of the guys, who turned out to be a manager, yelled out, “Ma’am, can I help you?” as I was stalking out the door, but I called, “Not anymore” over my shoulder and got my boxes from the local mini-storage rental place instead.
Car Toys was where I went first when I wanted to buy a new car stereo a year or so ago. All I wanted was the cheapest model that had AM/FM radio and a CD player. That’s it. I walk into Car Toys and all the (male) employees studiously ignore me. I browse for a few moments, thinking that maybe they’re giving me time to decide. Still nothing. Then I went to go track one down and ask him a couple of questions, and they’d all mysteriously disappeared. I finally found one in the manager’s office and told him my criteria. He visibly sighed. He showed me the model that met my criteria, and then spent the next several minutes trying to sell me a more expensive model. He told me I really didn’t want the cheaper model I’d told him I wanted, because it didn’t have a dust cover or good sound quality. I asked him why his company was selling a stereo that had poor sound quality. He had no answer. I told him I wanted the cheaper model. He condescendingly told me that really I wanted the more expensive model. I walked out and went to Magnolia Hi-Fi, who sold me what I wanted (at a cheaper price, no less) with no questions asked.
Burger King. This is actually MrWhatsit’s, not mine. It started when we went there a few years ago and he ordered a hamburger with no pickles, but with lettuce. They charged him a fee (20 cents, I think) for the lettuce. This pissed him off no end, because of their pervasive “Have It Your Way” ad campaign. He rightly pointed out that if they’re going to charge you extra to “have it your way”, they should say so in the ads. I think he may be onto something, but I cannot join him in his boycott, due to my love of the Whopper with cheese.
Blockbuster. Reasons stated previously, mostly the thing about how they edit videos for content without saying so on the box when you rent it.