Butt Explosions...Need answer fas...ummm Too late.

Factual Questions
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( I didn’t get a clear answer lat time we did this thread)

Ok, I ate last night about 10 PM…Food cooked well from fresh and frozen ingredients. (chicken w/onion, jalapeno and spices on a tortilla)

Now, I haven’t ate all day long. No problems. No stomach upsetness…Nothing.

After work, I Had 4 bloodymarys at bar with Tabasco, Lime and Whole Olives.

I settle down for 20 min at home, feed cats check mail etc…

I sit down to eat, but before I can turn the comp on, all the sudden Butt Explosion in my office chair. ( I had clothes on)…I so go jump in the shower. :mad:

WTF?

What’s happening here? A few olives? Old BloodyMary mix?

It was less than 20 min.

Does the digestive system just check stuff off, “this is good …this is good…this is good…What the fuck is that?, Oh Shit!!!..Get that crap outta here PRONTO!!!” :eek:

Was it the Food/Drink from last night or the new food/Drink I just had? :dubious:

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I’m no expert, but I think it’s both. The food from last night was “on deck” and biding it’s time in the shade, comfort and relative safety of your bowels. Then, after not having ingested anything over a considerable amount of time, you had a liquid meal with plenty of calories, and that kicked your semi-dormant system into gear. Out with the old, and in with the new!

Unfortunately in your case, your slight inebriation probably lessened the sensation and control over your bowels, and you had a DUI* accident.

  • (Diaper/Underwear Indifference)
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Or possibly food poisoning. Get back to us later about that.

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Was just wondering the time scale of such a disater or food poisoning’ish.

I’d be farklempt if that happened on a date. :frowning:

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Or you and your wife (to-be) would have one hell of a story to tell the kids…