Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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Today: “So why aren’t the Committees and investigators, and of course our beleaguered A.G., looking into Crooked Hillary’s crimes & Russia relations?”

He’s just daring Puddy the Elf to quit, ain’t he?

And I don’t think he knows how to exist in a world without enemies at his doorstep at this point-- Hillary, Dems, the media, his intelligence department, Rosie O’Donnell, teh Moslems, et al. This is why his followers stick by him through thick and thin; they love being victims themselves and they now have a kindred spirit in the WH. This is the WWE presidency, nothing happens except fighting and trash talk.

Okay, he’s lost me (again). Are there any allegations that Hillary had any “Russia relations?”

And, of course, he seems to have forgotten he’s President and can simply ask his beleaguered A.G. if Hillary is being investigated and why.

God, that idiotic fuckwit is becoming more unhinged with each passing day. Time to disappear, Donald. Do us all a favor!

You hit the nail on the head. Trash talk and fighting, exactly! I feel like the U.S. is just another rerun of a Jerry Springer show these days.

This is exactly correct. Everything you read about him says that he thrives on conflict.

The following was in the Washington Post after Trump was only President for ELEVEN DAYS:

“Donald Trump’s White House is in chaos. And he loves it”

Emphasis added.

This is who the man is. WYSIWYG.

I think that’s the new Nutbar talking Point. Hillary is the one who had the Russian connections. Which is why they broke into her server and released emails that made her look bad.

There’s also some discussion about how Junior was meeting the Russians as part of a sting operation to heroically uncover the true collusion with the Democrats. This has been said with a straight face.

This mornings spew from the Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon:

To which Schiff replied:

Even by the standards of the very strange times we live in, Trump’s Twitter (and other media) attacks against Jeff Sessions are just weird. He can pick up the phone and demand that Sessions pack up his desk within the hour literally any time he wants to. I understand that many of the things that annoy him in this world are outside his immediate control and he likes to bitch and moan about them constantly, but this one particular thing he can do something about if he wants to.

There have been plenty of Cabinet officials let go for various good and bad reasons, but I’m straining to think of a time where a President has been so openly critical of one of his Cabinet and not immediately fired them.

Trump does not want to fire Sessions, because he has been burned already when he fired Comey. He wants Sessions to quit. Likely, this is what has worked for him in the past, when he ran his shady businesses.

Just speculatin’, but maybe Trump wants Sessions to resign rather than be fired. In his tiny lizard brain maybe he thinks that will absolve him from any possibility of an obstruction charge, down the road.

Otherwise, totally agree with you. Trump has developed quite the history of bitching via Twitter about things that seemingly could be resolved by simply picking up the phone and calling one or another of his own appointees. As much of a knucklehead as he may be, I can’t believe that he is quite that clueless, but I likewise don’t see what he thinks he is accomplishing with this bit of theater.

To be fair, in a number of instances the appointees in question haven’t been appointed yet, usually because Trump hasn’t gotten around to nominating anyone for the appointment. Also, even in cases where he has appointed someone, that someone is frequently ill-suited to the performance of the requisite duties. So really, it isn’t anywhere near as simple as you suggest. :stuck_out_tongue:

Trump:

Schiff’s response:

I think I can guess what the idiocrats think Congressman Schiff talks like.

I got a survey from the Democratic National Committee the other day, (which was hilariously biased, not that I care) but one of the questions was like a list of ten things and ''Which of the following things about Donald Trump concerns you the most?"

I swear to Og, the list had, ‘‘His early morning tweets.’’ Right alongside ‘‘his dangerous foreign policy decisions.’’

Really?

His Tweets may be the best thing about his Presidency.

They are indeed… for those of us playing the “disgusted, but at least amused” game.

And those of us enjoying watching him implicate himself in one nefarious ploy after another.

His tweets are destroying the credibility of the office of President and the country that was stupid enough to elect him. Every time he picks up his phone, Americans should burn in shame. There is nothing cute about any of this.

We do.

Of course it’s awful; it’s just the best thing about him relatively speaking.

Sort of how a eating a shit sandwich is awful, but it’s better than eating a shit sandwich while on fire.