Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Will make for quite a day…

Always fun to pull up old quotes:

3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can’t manage to pass his agenda.

And now for something completely different :

www.wsj.com

They’re right. He’s a spoiled loser bitch. I really really hope they turn on him like wolves. I hope they tear him apart and then connect the dots on the Russia connections and send his ass to prison, forever.

that’s hysterical

Orange Julius is all fussy about the filibuster again this morning;

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
Republican Senate must get rid of 60 vote NOW! It is killing the R Party, allows 8 Dems to control country. 200 Bills sit in Senate. A JOKE!
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
The very outdated filibuster rule must go. Budget reconciliation is killing R’s in Senate. Mitch M, go to 51 Votes NOW and WIN. IT’S TIME!
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
Republicans in the Senate will NEVER win if they don’t go to a 51 vote majority NOW. They look like fools and are just wasting time…
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
…8 Dems totally control the U.S. Senate. Many great Republican bills will never pass, like Kate’s Law and complete Healthcare. Get smart!
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
If the Senate Democrats ever got the chance, they would switch to a 51 majority vote in first minute. They are laughing at R’s. MAKE CHANGE!
[/QUOTE]

Here’s the thing, Dumbass Donny;

  • The Republicans can’t even marshal 50 votes, let alone 51
  • The Senate Democrats have “had the chance” many times over many decades and have never moved to abolish the legislative filibuster
  • “200 bills”?
  • “Kate’s Law” is in no way a great bill
  • An ellipses in the English language consists of three full stops, not four or six
  • The Republicans have never proposed anything resembling “complere Healthcare”
  • The phrase “IT’S TIME!” is a registered trademark of UFC fight announcer Bruce Buffer and you are infringing upon his intellectual property rights by appropriating it without express written consent
  • Everyone is laughing at Rs, but not for the reasons you think

Would someone go and change his diaper already? He’ll never sleep through naptime if he’s this wound up.

Didn’t they already get rid of the 60 vote filirbuster? :confused:

For nominations, not legislation.

And technically, since this was GBO controlled legislation - they only needed 51 as well.

They are working on it. Something about an “independent White House” that is “free” from the Repugnicans, Congress, courts, and everyone else.
…and maybe dictatorship according to Fox News…
Jesse Watters, co-host of “The Five” is advocating for a Trump dictatorship:

Murrica. Patriotism. Freedom. My ass.

Let’s hope that “a lot of people” is just another piece of Fox fiction like “some people say”.

I don’t know, some of these fuckers (including some I know) would be A-OK with it, as long as it’s “their guy”.

They wave the flag, or hide behind it, but hate everything it should stand for.

Has anyone ever seen Clothahump and Donald Trump in the same place?

[Quote=Loser Donald]
Unless the Republican Senators are total quitters, Repeal & Replace is not dead! Demand another vote before voting on any other bill!
[/quote]

What happened to “let Obamacare fail like I said all along”, President Baby?

NOW he cares about majority vote.

That much assholishness in one confined space would reach critical mass and explode in a multimegaton cloud of shit.

And wouldn’t that be a shame.

You have to consider the fallout.

I’m in Alberta.

As if alienating McConnell, Murkowski, police, transgender people, and the Boy Scouts wasn’t enough for one week, the Big Orange Baby decided to use the last of his time before Ivanka took the phone away to whine some more about China.

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
I am very disappointed in China. Our foolish past leaders have allowed them to make hundreds of billions of dollars a year in trade, yet… …they do NOTHING for us with North Korea, just talk. We will no longer allow this to continue. China could easily solve this problem!
[/QUOTE]

I guess nobody knew China could be so complicated. Turns out that inviting the president over for chocolate cake doesn’t oblige him to carry out foreign policy on your behalf.

I’m in Australia, and we have umbrellas.