The path of totality goes nowhere near the Mexican border. Sad!
2024 will.
Or, which I’m sure is even worse in his mind, having his name taken off all those big, beautiful buildings he thinks he owns.
Jim Jeffries summed up the “many sides” comment perfectly:
"If a doctor finds a cancer in my left testicle, I don’t say, ‘I don’t have cancer! My left testicle has cancer. That’s not me.’ But it is me! I may not like that part of me, but it’s me. I don’t blame my right testicle and claim there’s testicle problems on both sides. No, instead we cut that cancer out as quickly and as aggressively as possible, and hope it doesn’t come back.”
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This just in: According to his Twitter feed, President Trump made many decisions yesterday.
Yes, folks, you heard it here first (well, second if you’d already been to Twitter).
So…nothing was accomplished, no decisions were made, and Afghanistan is still gonna be a big ball of mess.
Life in Bizarro America.
We all did.
This is like when my toddler beamed with pride every time she pooped, like it was an accomplishment worth bragging about.
“I made a big one, and two little ones. Come see!”
As Joe Paterno (?) said to his players when he wanted to minimize post-touchdown celebrations, “Act like you’ve been there before”.
I made decisions too. For lunch I decided to have chicken. For dinner I decided to have pasta and sausage.
I fuckin’ RULE! I am THE DECIDER! 
It looks like Bannon’s not going to have to suck his own cock anymore!
Remember when we had grown-up presidents who didn’t shit themselves in public every day? Days and weeks would go by without hearing from them, unless it was actually important.
-Syph Bannon
Who gives a fuck? The only people reached by brightfart.com are the tards who still fall for these inbred motherfuckers’ bullshit. You go to war, you ridiculous, alcoholic embarrassment. Suck some nazi dick while your at it.
Trump tweeted “Our great country has been divided for decades. Sometimes you need protest in order to heel, & we will heel, & be stronger than ever before.”
Now 2 things - He really did spell “heal” that way (though he corrected it after Twitter went after him) and 2- Is he praising the Nazi protesters?
And then Merriam Webster Dictionary, whose Twitter account I love, tweeted:
“������ heal (to become healthy again)
������ heel (a contemptible person)
������♂️ he’ll (he will)”
Another meaning of “heel” is, of course, to follow orders, to obey, and to follow meekly. I believe that is what 45 dreams about the rest of us doing. So, Freudian slip?
Heil?
It doesn’t need to be said anymore. But what a fucking idiot.
We must continue to call this shit out though. Thought it would be a long four years. It’s turning into a long week. Every week.
It’s like we’re living in dog weeks now.
And he actually accomplished all this clusterfuckery while on vacation!
And he’s back at work next week.
Time wounds all heels.
per Ignatz