He reminds me more of our 20-something cat who occasionally starts yowling piteously, apparently in a “senior moment” of confusion and disorientation.
… and I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time, til Master brings me into the light
… I’m not the dog they think I am when alone, oh no, no, no… I’m the Barking Dog!
Barking dog - loves to tweet whenever hes alone
…and all the science I don’t understand
facts are false, the lies are true
The Barking Do-oo-og, barking dog
All right, so I got bored:
He kicked me out last night, mid-tweet
Get my phone back, six AM
And I’m gonna be mad, so I may bite by then.
I miss my phone so much, I miss my life
It’s lonely in my head
And such a timeless life
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
When Master brings back into my life
I’m not a dog until I have my phone,
Oh, no, no, no… I’m the Barking Dog!
Barking Dog… loves to Tweet whenever he’s alone!
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
When Master brings back into my life
I’m not a dog until I have my phone,
Oh, no, no, no… I’m the Barking Dog!
I ain’t the sort of dog, to raise my kids
In fact, it’s boring as hell
And there’s no one to tweet… if I did
And all that science, I don’t understand
The facts are lies, the lies are truth.
A Barking DooOOOOooog. A Barking dog.
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
When Master brings back into my life
I’m not a dog until I have my phone,
Oh, no, no, no… I’m the Barking Dog!
Barking Dog… loves to Tweet whenever he’s alone!
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
When Kelly brings back into my life
I’m not a dog until I have my phone,
Oh, no, no, no… I’m the Barking Dog!
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
And I think I’m gonna bark a long, long time
^Very nice!
Love it. 
Well done you, JohnT.
Thanks! It was a group effort, though. 
This morning’s dustup between Trump, LeBron James, and Steph Curry is priceless. Coming after that completely deranged speech last night, he even has the NFL releasing statements and players commenting left and right.
But they’re all like these.
Yeah. Nothing like stirring up a little animus towards black athletes to distract people from his Russia problems. Or his Obamacare problems. Or his expiring travel ban. Or his failed Wall project. Or his weird kids. Or his mancrush on Turkish thugs. Or his charity fraud.
It’s getting kind of hard to keep track.
I’m just imaging how it’s going at the White House.
“How did the President’s speech go?”
“Well, there’s good news and bad news.”
“What’s the good news?”
“As you know, we have a list of things the President has said and done that we’re trying to divert public attention away from. And his attack on football last night succeeded in diverting public attention away from all the items on the list.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“We now have to add last night’s speech to the list.”
I’m not seeing anything diverting from anything. No matter the focus of the hour, I’m still seeing a lot of coverage of all the other scandals.
Gone are the days that Walter Cronkite had a limited amount of time to cover all the important events of the world.
Plus no matter what Trump tries, we have Robert Mueller toiling away, bit by bit, slowly but surely building his case. I expect great things from him when he finally wraps this up.
The wheels of federal justice grind slowly, but they grind damn fine.
From him, maybe. Then Republicans can say how concerned and troubled they are by what the investigation reveals before going back to enabling Trump.
Fingers crossed!
I would feel reassured if I knew that Mueller had one eye on the doomsday clock when he was thinking about how long this should take.
He’s gonna need a few more filing cabinets.
Okay, they were more diplomatic than that…
I like it tho. Trump disrespected a Golden State Warrior and the team opted to stick together and back their teammate. As a proud Union member, I approve of this action.