Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

State of the Union Red State Tour '17!

I’m sure Melania can confirm he does nothing cunning.

I do hope he’ll mention it whenever America is Great Again, just in case we have a hard time noticing.

America will be Great again when an old rich white man is in the White House. God Bless America!

His silly little girl hands are made for Tweeting, with the tiny keyboard on his phone.

Consider that imprisoning women merely for having a miscarriage has been an increasingly popular practice anywhere they can push it, with the Republicans in charge you can expect it to became the norm to imprison or execute women for getting abortions. Despite your fantasies about Trump.

and that’s just what they’ll do…

I’d love a couple of half doors. All the better to keep my dogs inside while letting in some of the fabulous weather we’ve been having. Maybe they’ll bring cocoa, too.

Pretty much every day,
they’re going to tweet a lot of poo.

So now Trump’s tweeting he’s still going to stay involved with The Apprentice in his spare time. Because we all know American presidents have a lot of spare time on their hands.

That was yesterday. Today he’s saying that he never said that, despite the fact that Conway said exactly that.

“Reports by @CNN that I will be working on The Apprentice during my Presidency, even part time, are ridiculous & untrue - FAKE NEWS!”

Would you be happier if he were golfing?

In case you weren’t aware, Presidents don’t really go on vacation. They just change where they work from.

Playing golf on occasion is not the same as regularly taking time away from his day job.

Do you think he won’t be doing that too?

Trump Twitter classics

Wow. What a collection. Trump’s Greatest Hits. Wait! No–his greatest hits are probably still to come.

So is he admitting his own people are putting out fake news?

Can we make this a sticky?

It appears that in addition to being a classic narcissist, he’s also obsessive-compulsive.

I find it hilarious when people complain that Obama plays golf, as if Trump doesn’t actually own a bunch of golf courses. Sure, Trump won’t golf at all after he’s inaugurated. :rolleyes: