Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Maybe loser littlefingers takes a day off from humiliating us as a country, we can take a day off from noticing his jackassery.

Eat shit, asshole.

Eat shit, asshole.

No, no. it’s, “Grab 'em by the pussy.” :smiley:

A Facebook friend described this tweet as “simultaneously believable and unbelievable. It’s Schroedinger’s Tweet.”

And sarcasm is too subtle a concept for him to grasp.

I believe your friend was quoting either Trevor Noah or John Oliver.

Possible; my friends aren’t generally that clever. But neither of those people has been on the air since the tweet hit, and a google of the term comes up empty.

Either way Roy Moore will be cozying up to him.

Googling “Trump Schrödinger’s Tweet” gets a few hits. Paul Krugman mentions the “Schrödinger death tax” — the Trump-Ryan budget calls for its elimination, but also shows it as a major revenue source. Also, there’s a Twitter user named “Schrödinger’s Trumo.”

BTW, didn’t the Kim Jong-un “tweet” call Trump an “old lunatic”? Why does Trump object to the ‘old’ but not the ‘lunatic’?

You’re asking “why does the crazy person do crazy things”; you know that, right?

Abusers like to pretend that they’re the nice guy and everyone loves them. It’s always someone else who starts trouble. They just hit to defend themselves.

I don’t know why Donald thinks this is an opening for him to play the victim card, though. Probably because he’s in South Korea trying to look like a nice guy by restraining himself. Which in his mind is the same thing as being a nice guy who has nice relations with other world leaders. So on his scorecard, he’s a nice guy and Kim is starting something.

Why does he object to “small-fingered” but not “vulgarian?”

That is BRILLIANT! Is there an online utility that does that to all of the America-hating fuckstick’s tweets?

Lun-a-tic. Three syllables. That’s why.

At a guess… it’s because he doesn’t mind being seen asoff balance, maybe crazy… certainly unpredictable.

But"old" implies he is not desirable, and that hits at his ego.

One can hope so! The childish scrawl really suits the message.

Indeed. That tweet is childish enough to give Roy Moore a boner.

Multi-dissing – I like!